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For macho truck enthusiasts. Big block or bust.
A forum for the discussion of issues of interest to macho truck
enthusiasts. It is meant to be a happy, fun newsgroup. It is not a
MENSA convention or a scratching post for political correctness freaks.
Those who insist on confusing an otherwise clear issue with scientific
truths and verifiableinformation will probably end up squashed beneath
an F-150.
Behold, the Macho Truck Credo:
1. More cubic inches is always better, even when it's not.
2. Big fat tires are always better, even when they're not.
3. My truck can *haul* your little sissy truck.
4. If a truck still runs, it ought to be street-legal.
5. Blue smoke means it's now properly broken in.
6. If it's not part of the power train, it's optional.
7. That goes double for sheet metal and mufflers.
8. A truck without 4 wheel drive is like beer without alcohol.
9. Until you've got headlights, driving lights, fog lights,
clearance lights, running lights, turning lights, and special
super-bright "you got your bright lights on dummy" lights, you
don't necessarily have too many lights.
10. Granny low is the way to go.
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