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  For macho truck enthusiasts.  Big block or bust.

    A forum for the discussion of issues of interest to macho truck 
  enthusiasts.  It is meant to be a happy, fun newsgroup.  It is not a 
  MENSA convention or a scratching post for political correctness freaks.  
  Those who insist on confusing an otherwise clear issue with scientific 
  truths and verifiableinformation will probably end up squashed beneath 
  an F-150. 
    
  Behold, the Macho Truck Credo:
     1.   More cubic inches is always better, even when it's not.
     2.   Big fat tires are always better, even when they're not.
     3.   My truck can *haul* your little sissy truck.
     4.   If a truck still runs, it ought to be street-legal.
     5.   Blue smoke means it's now properly broken in.
     6.   If it's not part of the power train, it's optional.
     7.   That goes double for sheet metal and mufflers.
     8.   A truck without 4 wheel drive is like beer without alcohol.
     9.   Until you've got headlights, driving lights, fog lights,
          clearance lights, running lights, turning lights, and special
          super-bright "you got your bright lights on dummy" lights, you 
          don't necessarily have too many lights.
    10.  Granny low is the way to go.


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