Master alt.* list

• alt.0d
  Yet another attempt to collect stupid people up front.
• alt.1d
  One-dimensional imaging, & the thinking behind it.
• alt.2600
  The magazine or the game system. You decide.
• alt.2600.codez
  No description.
• alt.2600.crackz
  Broken software protection.
• alt.2600.hackerz
  Just what is so cool about not be able to spell?
• alt.2600.hope.d
  Hackers on Planet Earth discussion.
• alt.2600.moderated
  Moderated discussion of 2600 magazine. (Moderated)
• alt.2600.phreakz
  Phaking the phones.
• alt.2600.programz
  No description.
• alt.2600.warez
  Pirated software.
• alt.2600hz
  Use alt.mag.2600 instead.
• alt.2d
  People using this group have no depth.
• alt.3d
  Use alt.3d.misc instead.
• alt.3d.misc
  Three-dimensional imaging.
• alt.3d.sirds
  Especially for Single Image Random Dot Stereograms.
• alt.3d.studio
  For 3D Studio users.
• alt.aapg.announce
  The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
• alt.aapg.general
  The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
• alt.abortion.inequity
  Paternal obligations of failing to abort unwanted child.
• alt.abuse.offender.recovery
  Helping abuse-offenders to recover & heal.
• alt.abuse.recovery
  Helping victims of abuse to recover.
• alt.abuse.transcendence
  Non-standard ways to deal with all forms of abuse.
• alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
  Beep beep.
• alt.acting
  I'm just not myself today.
• alt.activism
  Activities for activists.
• alt.activism.children
  Open discussion of political issues about children.
• alt.activism.d
  A place to discuss issues in alt.activism.
• alt.activism.death-penalty
  For people opposed to capital punishment.
• alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb
  The penultimate alt group.
• alt.adoption
  For those involved with or contemplating adoption.
• alt.adoption.agency
  Licensed non-profit adoption agency information.
• alt.aeffle.und.pferdle
  German TV cartoon characters das Aeffle und das Pferdle.
• alt.agriculture.fruit
  Fruit production.
• alt.agriculture.misc
  Use sci.agriculture instead.
• alt.airline.schedules
  Current schedules of various airlines.
• alt.alcohol
  Don't drink and drive on the Info...no, I can't say it.
• alt.aldus.freehand
  The other hand is busy.
• alt.aldus.misc
  Aldus products not covered in another alt.aldus group.
• alt.aldus.pagemaker
  Don't use expensive user support, come here instead.
• alt.algebra.help
  Cheating on Homework 101.
• alt.alien.research
  Extraterrestial body snatching for fun and profit.
• alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
  Something about simoN.
• alt.alien.visitors
  Space Aliens on Earth! Abduction! Gov't Coverup!
• alt.allsysop
  Use comp.bbs.misc instead.
• alt.alt
  ASCII stereograms.
• alt.alt.alt.alt.alt
  When the ants go marching five by five.
• alt.alt.comics.jack-chick
  No description.
• alt.alumni.bronx-science
  Those crazy kids from Bronx-Sci.
• alt.amateur-comp
  Discussion and input for Amateur Computerist Newsletter.
• alt.amazon-women.admirers
  Worshiping women you have to look up to.
• alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown
  Born in the USA.
• alt.amiga.demos
  Use alt.sys.amiga.demos instead.
• alt.amiga.slip
  Use comp.sys.amiga.networking instead.
• alt.anagrams
  Playing with words.
• alt.anarchism
  Anarchists of the world, unite!
• alt.anger
  Seething rage.
• alt.angst
  Anxiety in the modern world.
• alt.animals.badgers
  Wombat love.
• alt.animals.bears
  Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Da Bears!
• alt.animals.dolphins
  Flipper, Darwin, and all their friends.
• alt.animals.felines
  Cats of all types.
• alt.animals.felines.lions
  Royalty of the Beasts.
• alt.animals.felines.snowleopards
  Snow leopards.
• alt.animals.foxes
  For those wild and crazy guys.
• alt.animals.horses.icelandic
  Icelandic horses.
• alt.animals.raccoons
  Discussion of raccoons and raccoon-related topics.
• alt.animation.spumco
  The Danes call it Quality.
• alt.animation.warner-bros
  Discussions about Warner Brothers cartoons.
• alt.anonymous
  alt! Who goes there?
• alt.anonymous.messages
  An anonymous message pool newgroup, whatever that is.
• alt.answers
  As if anyone on alt has the answers. (Moderated)
• alt.answers.papercutman
  Douglas P. "The Other" Lathrop.
• alt.anything
  Use misc.misc instead.
• alt.aol-sucks
  Why some people hate AOL and/or its users.
• alt.aol.hell.Ao-Kitty
  Discussing Ao-Kitty.
• alt.aol.overbilling
  Complaining about charges from America Online.
• alt.aol.rejects
  Another forum for gripes about America Online.
• alt.apocalypse
  Now.
• alt.appalachian
  Appalachian region awareness, events, and culture.
• alt.appalachian.literature
  Literature from North Ameria's Appalachia.
• alt.aquaria
  The aquarium & related as a hobby.
• alt.aquaria.killies
  Killifish, members of family cyprinodontidae.
• alt.archaeology
  Use sci.archaeology instead.
• alt.archery
  Robin Hood had the right idea.
• alt.archimedes.bugs
  Few people know he invented giant mechanical bugs.
• alt.architecture
  Building design/construction and related topics.
• alt.architecture.alternative
  Non-traditional building designs.
• alt.architecture.int-design
  Interior design of man-made spaces.
• alt.aromatherapy
  The effects of scents.
• alt.art.bodypainting
  Discussions about temporary body painting.
• alt.art.colleges
  Colleges that teach art.
• alt.art.marketplace
  Art and art supplies wanted and forsale.
• alt.art.scene
  Making a spectacle of yourself in the art world.
• alt.art.video
  Artistic expression with using video as a medium.
• alt.art.virtual-beret
  Art isn't really wearing a chapeau.
• alt.artcom
  Artistic Community, arts & communication.
• alt.arts.ballet
  All aspects of ballet & modern dance as performing art.
• alt.arts.nomad
  Shifting, searching, belonging, place, identity, power?
• alt.arts.origami
  Origami discussion (no binaries).
• alt.arts.storytelling
  Discussion of storytelling in all its forms.
• alt.ascii-art
  Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
• alt.ascii-art.animation
  Movies composed of ASCII characters.
• alt.asian-movies
  Movies from Hong Kong, Taiwan and the Chinese mainland.
• alt.astrology
  Twinkle, twinkle, little planet.
• alt.astrology.asian
  The stars as they appear over the Orient.
• alt.atari-jaguar.discussion
  As opposed to simply alt.atari.jaguar.
• alt.atari.2600
  The Atari 2600 game system, not 2600 Magazine.
• alt.atari.2600vcs
  Twits shouldn't create groups. Cf. alt.atari.2600.vcs.
• alt.atheism
  Godless heathens.
• alt.atheism.moderated
  Focused Godless heathens. (Moderated)
• alt.atheism.satire
  Funny Godless heathens.
• alt.athiesm
  Illiterate Godless heathens.
• alt.aus.footy.panthers
  Ferocious black leopards playing football.
• alt.authorware
  About Authorware, produced by Authorware. So subtle.
• alt.auto.mercedes
  Discussing Mercedes-Benz cars.
• alt.auto.parts.wanted
  alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown.
• alt.autos.antique
  Use rec.autos.antique instead.
• alt.autos.camaro.firebird
  A couple of American sports cars.
• alt.autos.classic-trucks
  American light trucks of note.
• alt.autos.ferrari
  Enrico's marque.
• alt.autos.karting
  Racing go-karts.
• alt.autos.macho-trucks
  For macho truck enthusiasts. Big block or bust.
• alt.autos.rod-n-custom
  Use rec.autos.rod-n-custom instead.
• alt.autos.sport.nhra
  Topics relating to the NHRA or drag racing in general.
• alt.autos.sport.rally
  Use rec.autos.sport.rally instead.
• alt.babylon5.uk
  Use uk.media.tv.sf.babylon5 instead.
• alt.bacchus
  Disciples of the god of wine.
• alt.backrubs
  Lower...to the right...aaaah!
• alt.bad.clams
  Festering food or financial forgeries.
• alt.baldspot
  He's not only the founder, he's a customer; our guy Sy.
• alt.banjo
  Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
• alt.banjo.clawhammer
  Technique and tricks from the masters of banjo.
• alt.barefoot
  Campaigning against "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
• alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
  "There's enough hatred of Barney for everyone!"
• alt.base-jumping.sheep.bounce.bounce.bounce
  Hey, who packed this chute?!
• alt.basement.graveyard
  Another side of the do-it-yourself movement.
• alt.bbs
  Computer BBS systems & software.
• alt.bbs.ads
  Ads for various computer BBS's.
• alt.bbs.allsysop
  SysOp concerns of ALL networks and technologies.
• alt.bbs.allsysup
  SysOps with a phobia of the letter O.
• alt.bbs.citadel
  The Citadel BBS.
• alt.bbs.doors
  Bulletin board system add-on executables, or "doors".
• alt.bbs.doors.binaries
  Use alt.binaries.bbs instead.
• alt.bbs.doors.lord
  No description.
• alt.bbs.doors.lord.binaries
  Use alt.binaries.bbs instead.
• alt.bbs.first-class
  The First Class Mac GUI BBS.
• alt.bbs.gigo-gateway
  Garbage in, garbage out --- alt.* in a nutshell.
• alt.bbs.iniquity
  Discussions about iNiQUiTY BBS Software.
• alt.bbs.internet
  BBSs that are hooked up to the Internet.
• alt.bbs.lists
  Postings of regional BBS listings.
• alt.bbs.lists.d
  Discussion and requests of regional BBS listings.
• alt.bbs.majorbbs
  The MajorBBS by Galacticomm, Inc.
• alt.bbs.metal
  The METAL Telecommunications Enviornment.
• alt.bbs.pcboard
  Technical support for the PCBoard BBS.
• alt.bbs.pcbuucp
  The commerical PCBoard gateway, PCB-UUCP.
• alt.bbs.powerboard
  The Powerboard BBS package.
• alt.bbs.proboard
  No description.
• alt.bbs.ra
  RemoteAccess discussion.
• alt.bbs.renegade
  The James Dean of BBSes.
• alt.bbs.searchlight
  Searchlight BBS system discussions.
• alt.bbs.tribbs
  Didn't Kirk have some trouble with tribbs?
• alt.bbs.unixbbs
  UnixBBS, from Nervous XTC.
• alt.bbs.watergate
  The WaterGate mail processor.
• alt.bbs.wildcat
  WILDCAT! BBS from Mustang Software, Inc.
• alt.bbs.wwiv
  The WWIV bulletin board system.
• alt.beadworld
  We must appease the Bead Gods.
• alt.beer
  Good for what ales ya.
• alt.beer.like-molson-eh
  A beer that Canadians can be like, uh, proud of, eh?
• alt.beograd
  City and people of Beograd.
• alt.best.of.internet
  It was a time of sorrow, it was a time of joy.
• alt.bible.prophecy
  Discussion of the Bible and its prophecies.
• alt.bigfoot
  Dr. Scholl's gone native.
• alt.bigfoot.research
  Serious discussion by Bigfoot researchers. (Moderated)
• alt.binaires.pictures.erotica.teen
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.
• alt.binaries.activism.militia
  Plans for your own paramilitary force.
• alt.binaries.anna-nicole-smith
  Careful, you'll put an eye out!
• alt.binaries.autographs
  Scanned signatures.
• alt.binaries.bbs
  Binaries for bulletin board systems.
• alt.binaries.bbs.pcboard
  Binaries for PCBoard systems.
• alt.binaries.bbs.renegade
  Binaries for Renegade BBS systems.
• alt.binaries.clip-art
  Distribution of DOS, Mac and Unix clipart.
• alt.binaries.descent
  The Decline and Fall of the alt.binaries Empire.
• alt.binaries.doom
  Binaries for or of the DOOM PC game.
• alt.binaries.drwho
  For the posting of binary files related to Doctor Who.
• alt.binaries.emulators.cbm
  Binaries for CBM emulators users.
• alt.binaries.erotic.senior-citizens
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.senior-citizens.
• alt.binaries.erotica.fetish
  People getting off on objectification.
• alt.binaries.erotica.fettish
  Use alt.binaries.erotica.fetish instead.
• alt.binaries.fashion.magazines
  Binaries related to fashion magazines.
• alt.binaries.fetish.scat
  Pictures of poop.
• alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds
  Pictures of fitness & swimsuit models.
• alt.binaries.fonts
  Give your word processor some style!
• alt.binaries.games
  Terrabytes of copyright violations.
• alt.binaries.games.discussion
  Discussing binaries from alt.binaries.games.
• alt.binaries.games.vga-planets
  Conquer the universe via uudecode.
• alt.binaries.gothic
  Mournful and dark binaries.
• alt.binaries.heretic
  Post lots of ASCII messages here to be a heretic.
• alt.binaries.lingerie
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie instead.
• alt.binaries.mac.games
  Games for the Macintosh.
• alt.binaries.misc
  Random large files without a more appropriate group.
• alt.binaries.missing-adults
  Distributing pictures of missing adults.
• alt.binaries.multimedia
  Sound, text and graphics data rolled in one.
• alt.binaries.multimedia.d
  Discussion of digitized animation files.
• alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica
  Moving pictures of a prurient nature.
• alt.binaries.multimedia.rap
  Computerized rap videos.
• alt.binaries.natnl-secrets
  Shhhhh!
• alt.binaries.nude.celebrities
  Willard Scott nekkid & other natural wonders.
• alt.binaries.phonecards
  Images of collectile phonecards.
• alt.binaries.pictures
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.misc instead.
• alt.binaries.pictures.12hr
  Pictures of clocks.
• alt.binaries.pictures.animals
  Pictures of all types of animals.
• alt.binaries.pictures.anime
  Images from Japanese animation.
• alt.binaries.pictures.art.bodyart
  Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
• alt.binaries.pictures.arts.bodyart
  Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
• alt.binaries.pictures.ascii
  Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
• alt.binaries.pictures.astro
  Very black pictures.
• alt.binaries.pictures.black.erotic.females
  Use a.b.p.erotica.black.females.
• alt.binaries.pictures.bodyart
  Graphics of body stylings.
• alt.binaries.pictures.boys
  GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
• alt.binaries.pictures.boys.barefoot
  This little piggy went to alt.binaries.
• alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons
  Images from animated cartoons.
• alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities
  Unrated pictures of famous people.
• alt.binaries.pictures.cemetaries
  Views to your future.
• alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.male
  Hunt for pedophiles here.
• alt.binaries.pictures.children
  Pictures of children.
• alt.binaries.pictures.cops
  Pictures of police officers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.d
  Discussions about picture postings.
• alt.binaries.pictures.dorks
  Geek High's Continual Online Yearbook.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.anime
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.centerfolds
  Images of centerfold models.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.senior-citizens
  Older folks in the hay.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
  Gigabytes of copyright violations.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.d
  Amateur subjects/photographers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.female
  Amateur subjects/photographers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.male
  Amateur subjects/photographers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.ani
  Sex with black cuckoos.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.animals
  Beastly lust.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime
  Anime erotica - "Ecchi"/"Hentai"/"H".
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.art.pin-up
  Non-photographic realistic art.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.autos
  Forget the girl, let me at the Ferrari.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.balls
  Strikes are less pleasing.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bears
  Very hairy men.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality
  Pictures of sex with animals.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.females
  Sexy ebony women.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.male
  Tall, dark & handsome black men.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.blondes
  Copyright violations featuring blondes.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bondage
  Bondage and S&M-related erotic images.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts
  Pictures of mammalian protruberances.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts.small
  More than a handful is too much.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.butts
  Erotic butts come into view.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons
  Copyright violations featuring toons.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cheerleaders
  Gimme a B..R..E..A..K.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.female
  Magnet for pedophile activity.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.male
  Magnet for pedophile activity.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d
  Discussing erotic copyright violations.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.disney
  I don't want to imagine.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female
  Copyright violations featuring females.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.anal
  Women's poop chutes.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish
  Fetishistic, exotic, erotic images.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.feet
  Erotic visual foot action.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.hair
  Erotic pictures of hair.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex
  People wearing Latex.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.leather
  People wearing leather.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.furry
  Erotic furry images.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen
  Explicit pictures of gay men.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gymnast-girls
  Leotard lovers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.high-heels
  Pictures of women's high-heels.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.interracial
  Blending colours.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.kwakiutl
  No description.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.latina
  Latina women.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lolita
  Just for Joey.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male
  Copyright violations featuring males.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal
  Men's poop chutes.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.mardi-gras
  Memorable Carnival moments.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midgets
  No need to get on your knees.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.oral
  Images of oral sex.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.orientals
  Copyright violations featuring Asians.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.panties
  Panties, underwear, knickers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.plushies
  No description.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar
  Copyright violations of porn stars.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstars
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen
  Almost certainly illegal traffic.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pregnant
  Pregnant women in sexual situations.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads
  Erotic images of redheads.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spanking
  Spanking pictures and images.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spatch
  No description.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.tasteless
  Newt in the nude.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen
  Teens, should be above age of consent.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.d
  Teens, should be above age of consent.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female
  Teens, above age of consent.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.masturbation
  Guess.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.fuck
  Teens, above age of consent, having sex.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.male
  Teens, above age of consent.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.terry.agar
  No description.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transvestites
  Men dressed as women.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uncut
  Non-circumcised males.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uniform
  Men and women looking _almost_ official.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.urine
  New dimensions in water photography.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.voyeurism
  Views for the viewers.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.young
  The eroticism of youth.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.zig.and.zag
  No description.
• alt.binaries.pictures.erotics.breasts
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts instead.
• alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.d
  Discussion of the fine-art binaries. (Moderated)
• alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.digitized
  Art from conventional media. (Moderated)
• alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.graphics
  Art created on computers. (Moderated)
• alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.misc
  Discussing alt.b.p.fine-art.*.
• alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.photos
  Photographic art.
• alt.binaries.pictures.fractals
  Cheaper just to send the program parameters.
• alt.binaries.pictures.furry
  Originaly funny animal art.
• alt.binaries.pictures.gardens
  Displaying plants and gardens.
• alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriend
  Pictures of girlfriends.
• alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriends
  Commercially controverisal group.
• alt.binaries.pictures.girls
  GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
• alt.binaries.pictures.groupsex
  Menage a trois and orgies.
• alt.binaries.pictures.horny.nurses
  Wet in white.
• alt.binaries.pictures.leek
  Vegetable vamping.
• alt.binaries.pictures.lesbians
  Images of women who love women.
• alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie
  As if Victoria's Secret isn't frequent enough.
• alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.fucking
  Lolita having sex, one supposes.
• alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.misc
  No description.
• alt.binaries.pictures.misc
  Have we saturated the network yet?
• alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities
  Images of normally clothed famous folk.
• alt.binaries.pictures.nudism
  Images featuring nudists.
• alt.binaries.pictures.nylons
  Hot hosiery.
• alt.binaries.pictures.pantyhose
  Hot hosiery with a built in panty.
• alt.binaries.pictures.personal
  People publishing photos of themselves.
• alt.binaries.pictures.rail
  Forum for ferroequinologist photos.
• alt.binaries.pictures.sports
  Binary sports images.
• alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels
  Yet more copyright violations.
• alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.kate-moss
  The new Twiggy.
• alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless
  Eccchh, that last one was *sick*.
• alt.binaries.pictures.teen-idols
  Pictures of the hunks of tomorrow.
• alt.binaries.pictures.teen-starlets
  Pictures of teenage women stars.
• alt.binaries.pictures.the-bob
  Pictures of net.god The BOB(c).
• alt.binaries.pictures.tools
  Lathes and miters and squares, oh my!
• alt.binaries.pictures.utilities
  Posting of pictures-related utilities.
• alt.binaries.pictures.vehicles
  Images of vehicles.
• alt.binaries.pictures.victoria.secret
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie.
• alt.binaries.pictures.voyeurism
  Duplicates all of alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.
• alt.binaries.scientology
  Sounds and pictures pertaining to Scientology.
• alt.binaries.simulators.autos
  Programs that simular car driving.
• alt.binaries.slack
  Sounds and pictures of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
• alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons
  Sounds from copyrighted animated shows.
• alt.binaries.sounds.d
  Sounding off.
• alt.binaries.sounds.erotica
  Uhh Uhh Uhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ooh.
• alt.binaries.sounds.midi
  MIDI binaries.
• alt.binaries.sounds.misc
  Digitized audio adventures.
• alt.binaries.sounds.mods
  MODs and related sound formats.
• alt.binaries.sounds.mods.d
  Discussions of alt.binaries.sounds.mods.
• alt.binaries.sounds.movies
  Sounds from copyrighted movies.
• alt.binaries.sounds.music
  Music samples in MOD/669 format.
• alt.binaries.sounds.samples.music
  Musical instrument samples and stuff.
• alt.binaries.sounds.tv
  Sounds from copyrighted television shows.
• alt.binaries.sounds.utilities
  Sound utilities.
• alt.binaries.startrek
  Various binaries related to Star Trek.
• alt.binaries.starwars
  Images and sounds from the Star Wars movies.
• alt.binaries.warcraft
  Pictures, levels & configurations for Orcs and Humans.
• alt.binaries.warez
  Why pay when you can steal?
• alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc
  D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
• alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d
  Discussing alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.
• alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.dos
  DOODZ in favour of pirating DOS programs.
• alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.games
  DOODZ in favour of pirating PC games.
• alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.old
  D00DZ in favour of pirating antique PC software.
• alt.binaries.warez.mac
  DOODZ in favour of pirating Mac software.
• alt.binaries.warez.snes
  DOODZ in favour of pirating Super Nintendo software.
• alt.binaries.x-files
  Scenes from FOX's X Files show.
• alt.binaries.zines
  Images and sounds from mini magazines.
• alt.birthright
  Birthright Party propaganda.
• alt.bitch.ewokie
  No description.
• alt.bitch.pork
  Flames in a particular vein.
• alt.bitterness
  No matter what it's for, you know how it'll turn out.
• alt.blasphemy
  Irreverence on the net? Who would have thought.
• alt.bogus.group
  In alt? Who do you think you are to say so?
• alt.bonehead.cantu
  Someone doesn't think very highly of cantu.
• alt.bonehead.john-grubor
  DrG, net.sage.
• alt.bonehead.kevin-mitnick
  Phone phreak phound.
• alt.bonehead.steve-crisp
  For REAL fans.
• alt.bonehead.tom-servo
  Paying homage to the Mad Newgrouper.
• alt.bonsai
  Little trees and battle screams.
• alt.books.anne-rice
  The Vampire Thermostat.
• alt.books.arthur-clarke
  The writings of SF writer Arthur C Clarke.
• alt.books.beatgeneration
  Beat authors, Burroughs, Kerouac, etc.
• alt.books.brian-lumley
  Books by Brian Lumley.
• alt.books.bukowski
  Discussion on the works and life of Charles Bukowski.
• alt.books.chesterton
  No description. (Moderated)
• alt.books.clive-barker
  Discussion of the writings of Clive Barker.
• alt.books.crichton
  Michael Crichton's writings: Jurassic Park, etc.
• alt.books.cs-lewis
  Narnia and other C.S. Lewis tales.
• alt.books.cs.lewis
  Use alt.books.cs-lewis instead.
• alt.books.dean-koontz
  Discussion of the writings of Dean R. Koontz.
• alt.books.deryni
  Katherine Kurtz's books, especially the Deryni series.
• alt.books.h-g-wells
  The life and works of H G Wells.
• alt.books.iain-banks
  No description.
• alt.books.isaac-asimov
  Fans of the late SF/science author Isaac Asimov.
• alt.books.kurt-vonnegut
  Discussion of Kurt Vonnegut's works.
• alt.books.larry-niven
  discussion of the works of SF writer Larry Niven.
• alt.books.m-lackey
  Author Mercedes Lackey and her books.
• alt.books.moorcock
  Discussions about the writings of Michael Moorcock.
• alt.books.phil-k-dick
  Discussion about the works of Phillip K. Dick.
• alt.books.raymond-feist
  Fantasy author Raymond Feist and the Midkemia series.
• alt.books.reviews
  "If you want to know how it turns out, read it!".
• alt.books.robert-rankin
  For the discussion of the books of Robert Rankin.
• alt.books.sf.melanie-rawn
  The author of the Dragon-xxx series.
• alt.books.stephen-king
  The works of horror writer Stephen King.
• alt.books.technical
  Discussion of technical books.
• alt.books.toffler
  The ideas of Alvin and Heidi.
• alt.books.tom-clancy
  The group for discusson of Mr. Techno-Thriller.
• alt.boomerang
  The angular throwing club, not the Eddie Murphy flick.
• alt.bored
  What people do when they are bored.
• alt.bork
  People just love the sound of that word.
• alt.bosnia.action.now
  Aruging about more involvement in Bosnia.
• alt.braces
  No description.
• alt.brother-jed
  The born-again minister touring US campuses.
• alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
  Religion. And not religion. Both. Neither.
• alt.building.architecture
  Building industry architecture.
• alt.building.construction
  Building industry construction.
• alt.building.consulting-specialty
  Building industry specialty consulting.
• alt.building.engineering
  Keeping buildings from falling down.
• alt.building.environment
  Building industry environment.
• alt.building.finance
  Building industry finance.
• alt.building.health-safety
  Building industry health-safety.
• alt.building.interior-design
  Building industry interior design.
• alt.building.jobs
  Building industry jobs.
• alt.building.landscape
  Building industry landscape.
• alt.building.manufacturing
  Building industry manufacturing.
• alt.building.realestate
  Real estate and the building industry.
• alt.building.survey-mapping
  Building industry surveying & mapping.
• alt.business
  Use alt.business.misc instead.
• alt.business.accountability
  Corporate accountability.
• alt.business.career-opportunities.executives
  Job possibilities for managers.
• alt.business.home.pc
  For displaying PC home business plans and services.
• alt.business.hospitality
  Hotel, resort, tour and restaurant businesses.
• alt.business.import-export
  Business aspects of international trade.
• alt.business.import-export.computer
  International trade in computers.
• alt.business.import-export.food
  International trade in food.
• alt.business.import-export.only
  Import-export trade forum. (Moderated)
• alt.business.import-export.raw-material
  International trade in raw materials.
• alt.business.import-export.services
  International trade in services.
• alt.business.insurance
  All about the insurance industry.
• alt.business.internal-audit
  Discussion of internal auditing.
• alt.business.misc
  All aspects of commerce.
• alt.business.multi-level
  Multi-level (network) marketing businesses.
• alt.business.multi-level.scam.scam.scam
  Fleecing people for fun and profit.
• alt.business.offshore
  About taxhaven/offshore/datahaven corporations & trusts.
• alt.business.seminars
  Business seminars.
• alt.business.telecommunication.services
  ? (Moderated)
• alt.buttered.scones
  You bring the tea.
• alt.butts
  Cigarettes, guns, logs, casks, you name it.
• alt.cable-tv.re-regulate
  Debating regulation of cable television.
• alt.cad
  Computer Aided Design.
• alt.cad.autocad
  CAD as practiced by customers of Autodesk.
• alt.cad.cadkey
  Cadkey, Datacad, and other Cadkey, Inc. products.
• alt.calculator.casio
  Casio fx Calculators.
• alt.california
  The state and the state of mind.
• alt.callahans
  Callahan's bar for puns and fellowship.
• alt.canadian.beaver
  More from "Things that make you go, 'eh?'".
• alt.captain.sarcastic
  For the captain's minions.
• alt.cardgame.magic
  Use rec.games.trading-cards.magic.misc instead.
• alt.cardgame.spellfire
  TSR's SpellFire game.
• alt.cars.Ford-Probe
  "PROBE ME" --- actual Viriginia woman's license plate.
• alt.cartoon.reboot
  Don't like the current animation? Ctl-alt-del.
• alt.cascade
  Art or litter, you decide.
• alt.catastrophism
  Look out below!
• alt.caving
  Spelunk.
• alt.cd-rom
  Discussions of optical storage media.
• alt.cd-rom.reviews
  Reviews of various published things available on CD-ROM.
• alt.celebrities
  Famous people and their sycophants.
• alt.cellular
  Cellular telephone technology.
• alt.cellular-phone-tech
  Brilliant telephony mind blows netnews naming.
• alt.cellular.oki.900
  A whole group for a telephone model.
• alt.censorship
  Discussion about restricting speech/press.
• alt.cereal
  Breakfast cereals and their (m)ilk.
• alt.cesium
  College Educated Students in Universal Mainland.
• alt.charlie.rules.rules.rules
  I always thought Charlie Brown was a loser.
• alt.cheese
  This is cheezy.
• alt.chess.bdg
  The Blackmar-Diemer Gambit.
• alt.chess.ics
  The Internet Chess Server @valkyries.andrew.cmu.edu.
• alt.chewy.wookie.net
  Ever kiss one?
• alt.child-support
  Raising children in a split family.
• alt.childcare
  Non-parental child care. See also misc.kids.*.
• alt.chinchilla
  The nature of chinchilla farming in America today.
• alt.chinese.computing
  Discussion group for Chinese computing.
• alt.chinese.fengshui
  The aesthete of location, Chinese-style.
• alt.chinese.story
  Telling stories in the Chinese language.
• alt.chinese.text
  Postings in Chinese; Chinese language software.
• alt.chinese.text.big5
  Posting in Chinese[BIG 5].
• alt.chinese.text.flame
  Inflammatory prose in Chinese.
• alt.chinese.text.hz
  Posting in Chinese[HZ].
• alt.chips.salt-n-vinegar
  People fond of salt and vinegar potato chips.
• alt.christnet
  Gathering place for Christian ministers and users.
• alt.christnet.bible
  Bible discussion and research.
• alt.christnet.christianlife
  How to live what Christians believe.
• alt.christnet.evangelical
  Some aspect of evangelism.
• alt.christnet.hypocrisy
  "Vengeance is mine!" sayeth jfurr.
• alt.christnet.nudism
  Stripping in the name of the Lord.
• alt.christnet.philosophy
  Philosophical implications of Christianity.
• alt.christnet.prayer
  Prayer in the lives of Christians.
• alt.christnet.second-coming.real-soon-now
  It could happen.
• alt.christnet.sex
  Some of them still do that, you know.
• alt.christnet.theology
  The distinctives of God of Christian theology.
• alt.clearing.technology
  Traumatic Incident Reduction and Clearing.
• alt.clothing.lingerie
  The special secrets under wraps.
• alt.clothing.sneakers
  Sports, casual, collection, or just one pair.
• alt.clueless
  I have no idea how to describe this group.
• alt.co-evolution
  The Whole Earth Review and associated lifestyles.
• alt.co-ops
  Discussion about co-operatives.
• alt.cobol
  Relationship between programming and stone axes.
• alt.coffee
  Another group worshipping caffeine.
• alt.coffee.clutch
  A family channel chit chat, like a klatsch.
• alt.collecting.8-track-tapes
  Fans of the endless loop cartridge.
• alt.collecting.autographs
  WOW! You got Pete Rose's? What about Kibo's?
• alt.collecting.pens-pencils
  Pen & pencil collecting.
• alt.collecting.teddy-bears
  Collecting stuffed toy bears.
• alt.college.college-bowl
  Discussions of the College Bowl competition.
• alt.college.food
  Dining halls, cafeterias, mystery meat, and more.
• alt.college.fraternities
  College and university fraternities.
• alt.college.fraternities.dlta-sigma-phi
  Delta Sigma Phi.
• alt.college.fraternities.sigma-alpha-epsilon
  Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
• alt.college.fraternities.sigma-pi
  Sigma Pi: A fellowship of kindred minds.
• alt.college.fraternities.theta-tau
  Theta Tau fraternity discussion.
• alt.college.sororities
  College and university sororities.
• alt.college.tunnels
  Tunnelling beneath the campuses.
• alt.college.us
  Is that "us" as in "U. S.", or do you just mean y'all?
• alt.comedy.air-farce
  Royal Canadian Air Farce.
• alt.comedy.british
  Discussion of British comedy in a variety of media.
• alt.comedy.british.blackadder
  The Black Adder programme.
• alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre
  Firesign Theatre in all its flaming glory.
• alt.comedy.improvisation
  Group improvisational comedies.
• alt.comedy.laurel-hardy
  The Laurel and Hardy comedy team.
• alt.comedy.slapstick
  Slapstick: comedy stressing farce and horseplay.
• alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges
  Hey, Mo!
• alt.comedy.standup
  Discussion of stand-up comedy and comedians.
• alt.comics.2000ad
  Discussing British comic 2000AD and related issues.
• alt.comics.alan-moore
  Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
• alt.comics.alternative
  You could try a book without pictures, for example.
• alt.comics.batman
  Marketing mania.
• alt.comics.classic
  For the discussion of golden and silver age comic books.
• alt.comics.dilbert
  Scott Adams's intrepid engineer.
• alt.comics.elfquest
  W & R Pini's ElfQuest series.
• alt.comics.fan-fiction
  Original works using existing comic characters.
• alt.comics.image
  What would a comic be without an image?
• alt.comics.lnh
  Interactive net.madness in the superhero genre.
• alt.comics.peanuts
  For the discussion of the Peanuts comic strip.
• alt.comics.superman
  No one knows it is also alt.clark.kent.
• alt.community.intentional
  Some spinoff from alt.co-ops.
• alt.community.local-money
  LETS and other local money systems.
• alt.comp.acad-freedom.news
  Academic freedom issues related to computers. (Moderated)
• alt.comp.acad-freedom.talk
  Academic freedom issues related to computers.
• alt.comp.blind-users
  Computer technology for the visually impaired.
• alt.comp.compression
  Use comp.compression instead.
• alt.comp.databases.xbase.clipper
  Use comp.lang.clipper instead.
• alt.comp.fsp
  A file transport protocol.
• alt.comp.hardware.homebuilt
  Designing devious devices in the den.
• alt.comp.hardware.homedesigned
  Computer hardware designed at home.
• alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt
  Building your PC from motherboards and cards.
• alt.comp.lang.borland-delphi
  Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
• alt.comp.malaysia
  Computers in Malaysia.
• alt.comp.msx
  Some sort of computer system.
• alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.asus
  ASUS motherboards.
• alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.tyan
  Tyan motherboards.
• alt.comp.shareware
  "Try Before You Buy" software marketing.
• alt.comp.shareware.authors
  People who write "Try Before You Buy".
• alt.comp.shareware.for-kids
  "Try Before You Buy" for children.
• alt.comp.shareware.programmer
  People who write "Try Before You Buy".
• alt.comp.tandem-users
  Users of Tandem computers.
• alt.comp.virus
  An unmoderated forum for discussing viruses.
• alt.comp.virus.source.code
  The source code to various virii.
• alt.comp.zinc
  Discussion of the Zinc application framework.
• alt.computer.consultants
  The business of consulting about computers.
• alt.computer.consultants.ads
  Soliciting for computer consultants.
• alt.computer.drivers.wanted
  I hate to drive it, it gets such lousy mileage.
• alt.computer.workshop.live
  Interactive TV.
• alt.config
  Alternative subnet discussions and connectivity.
• alt.config,
  alt.newgroup, alt.answers, news.admin.misc, and news.groups,
• alt.consciousness
  Use sci.psychology.consciousness instead.
• alt.consciousness.4th-way
  The Fourth Way, Gurdjieff, Ouspensky.
• alt.consciousness.jancox
  Jan Cox's view of consciousness.
• alt.consciousness.mysticism
  The quest for ultimate reality.
• alt.consciousness.near-death-exp
  Discussion of near-death experiences.
• alt.conspiracy
  Be paranoid -- they're out to get you.
• alt.conspiracy.area51
  The US Government has a secret they're not telling you.
• alt.conspiracy.jfk
  The Kennedy assassination.
• alt.conspiracy.jfk.moderated
  JFK assassination conspiracy discussion. (Moderated)
• alt.conspiracy.netcom
  Evil Empire / Gribbit.
• alt.conspiracy.retards
  For those not impressed with the conspiracy-minded.
• alt.construction
  The construction industry. See also alt.pave.the.earth.
• alt.consumers.experiences
  Use misc.consumers instead.
• alt.consumers.free-stuff
  Free offers and how to take advantage of them.
• alt.consumers.sweepstakes
  You may have already won!
• alt.control.test.test.test
  It worked.worked.worked, idjit.
• alt.cooking-chat
  Use rec.food.cooking instead.
• alt.corel.graphics
  The PClone package Corel Draw & related products.
• alt.corporate.accountability
  Use alt.business.accountability instead.
• alt.cosuard
  Sysops against rate discrimination.
• alt.coupons
  /koo pahns/, not /kew pahns/. Try it.
• alt.cows.are.nice
  Except when you put on the nipple clamps.
• alt.cows.moo.moo.moo
  Like cows would cluck or something.
• alt.crackers
  Snack food in little bits or big bytes.
• alt.cracks
  Heavy toolbelt wearers of the world, unite.
• alt.crafts.plastic-canvas
  Using plastic and canvas in artful creations.
• alt.crafts.professional
  Professional craftsmen.
• alt.creative-cook
  Use rec.food.cooking instead.
• alt.creative-cooking
  Use rec.food.cooking instead.
• alt.crime
  Crime in general, not just the crimes in alt.*.
• alt.cuddle
  What cows do with their food; should be alt.cows.cuddle.
• alt.cult-movies
  Movies with a cult following.
• alt.cult-movies.alien
  The Alien series of films.
• alt.cult-movies.evil-deads
  The Evil Dead movie series.
• alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror
  Virgin! Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!
• alt.cult.nudism
  Crackpots in the nudist movement.
• alt.culture.alaska
  Is this where the ice weasels come from?
• alt.culture.argentina
  Use soc.culture.argentina instead.
• alt.culture.austrian
  Use soc.culture.austria instead.
• alt.culture.beaches
  Surf's up!
• alt.culture.bullfight
  To understand and appreciate the bullfight.
• alt.culture.cajun
  Cajun culture, history, genealogy, events.
• alt.culture.egyptian
  Use soc.culture.egyptian instead.
• alt.culture.french-polynesia
  The culture and tourism of French Polynesia.
• alt.culture.gard-trask
  The Legend of Gardner Trask III.
• alt.culture.hawaii
  Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka 'Aina I Ka Pono.
• alt.culture.hawaii.irc
  Internet Relay Chat in Hawaii.
• alt.culture.indonesia
  Use soc.culture.indonesia instead.
• alt.culture.internet
  The culture(s) of the Internet.
• alt.culture.jesse-garon
  'Jesse Garon', The GoldenBoy of USENET.
• alt.culture.karnataka
  Culture and language of the Indian state of Karnataka.
• alt.culture.kerala
  Use soc.culture.indian.kerala instead.
• alt.culture.knights
  The lives of the knighthood.
• alt.culture.kuwait
  Use soc.culture.kuwait instead.
• alt.culture.lewiz
  Use alt.fan.lewiz instead.
• alt.culture.military-brats
  We learned to walk in Army bootees.
• alt.culture.net-viking
  Norsemen on the net.
• alt.culture.ny-upstate
  New York State, above Westchester.
• alt.culture.okusi-ambeno
  Discussion about the Sultanate of Okusi-Ambeno.
• alt.culture.openair-market
  Discussing open air markets around the world.
• alt.culture.oregon
  Discussion about the state of Oregon.
• alt.culture.saudi
  The life and times of the people of Saudi Arabia.
• alt.culture.somalia
  Use soc.culture.somalia instead.
• alt.culture.tamil
  Use soc.culture.tamil instead.
• alt.culture.tuva
  Topics related to the Republic of Tuva, South Siberia.
• alt.culture.us.1960s
  Discussion of 1960s culture in the US and abroad.
• alt.culture.us.1970s
  At least pick a _good_ decade to be stuck in the past.
• alt.culture.us.1980s
  The Me Decade.
• alt.culture.us.asian-indian
  Asian Indians in the US and Canada.
• alt.culture.us.southwest
  Basking in the sun of the US's lower left.
• alt.culture.usenet
  A self-referential oxymoron.
• alt.culture.virtual.oceania
  Oceania project discussion and news. (Moderated)
• alt.culture.www
  World Wide Web culture.
• alt.culture.zippies
  Zippie Culture.
• alt.current-events.amfb-explosion
  Terrorism in America's heartland.
• alt.current-events.bosnia
  The strife of Bosnia-Herzegovina.
• alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater
  The Clinton Whitewater Scandle.
• alt.current-events.epidemics
  Outbreaks of serious disease around the world.
• alt.current-events.haiti
  News about Haiti.
• alt.current-events.korean-crisis
  North Korea's nuclear armament.
• alt.current-events.net-abuse
  Use news.admin.net-abuse.misc instead.
• alt.current-events.net-abuse.spam
  Use news.admin.net-abuse.misc instead.
• alt.current-events.oj-simpson.boycott
  Discussion of post-verdict boycott.
• alt.current-events.rimm-study
  Debunking Marty Rimm's Rimm job of net.set.
• alt.current-events.russia
  Current happenings in Russia.
• alt.current-events.ukraine
  Current and fast paced Ukrainian events.
• alt.current-events.usa
  What's new in the United States.
• alt.cybercafes
  Cyber/Computer/Internet Cafes or Coffeeshops.
• alt.cyberpunk
  High-tech low-life.
• alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo
  Literary virtual reality in a cyberpunk hangout.
• alt.cyberpunk.movement
  A little laxative might help.
• alt.cyberpunk.tech
  Cyberspace and Cyberpunk technology.
• alt.cyberspace
  Cyberspace and how it should work.
• alt.cyberspace.rebels
  Tough individualists on the net.
• alt.cynicism
  Bitter on the outside, idealistic on the inside!
• alt.dads-rights
  Rights of fathers. (Moderated)
• alt.dads-rights.unmoderated
  Unhindered discussion of the rights of fathers.
• alt.david
  Where have you gone, Michaelangelo?
• alt.dcom.slip-emulators
  Pseudo-SLIP/PPP with shell accounts. TIA, SLAP, etc.
• alt.dcom.slip.emulators
  Use alt.dcom.slip-emulators instead.
• alt.dcom.telecom
  Unmoderated discussion of telecommunications technology.
• alt.dead.porn.stars
  ... and the diseases that killed them, next on Geraldo.
• alt.dear.whitehouse
  When Hints from Heloise aren't enough.
• alt.desert-storm
  Continuing proof that alt groups never die.
• alt.design.graphics
  Discussion of graphics design.
• alt.destroy.microsoft
  Do it, and do it NOW!
• alt.destroy.the.earth
  Please leave the light on when you leave.
• alt.destroy.the.internet
  Demons in the wire.
• alt.dev.null
  The ultimate in moderated newsgroups. (Moderated)
• alt.devilbunnies
  Probably better left undescribed.
• alt.disasters.aviation
  Plane Lands Safely at Airfield, Film at 11.
• alt.disasters.earthquake
  Did the 'big one' shut down the 'net?
• alt.disasters.misc
  General discussion of disaster issues.
• alt.discordia
  All hail Eris, etc.
• alt.discordia.scc
  Discussion of topics relevant to the Sno(w) Chao Cabal.
• alt.discrimination
  Quotas, affirmative action, bigotry, persecution.
• alt.disney
  Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
• alt.disney.collecting
  Use rec.arts.disney.merchandise instead.
• alt.disney.criticism
  Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
• alt.disney.disneyland
  Use rec.arts.disney.parks instead.
• alt.disney.secrets
  Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
• alt.disney.the-evil-empire
  Use rec.arts.disney instead.
• alt.divination
  Divination techniques (e.g., I Ching, Tarot, runes).
• alt.dont.get.even.get.odd
  Oddball insomniacs.
• alt.dragons-inn
  Breathing fire tends to make one very thirsty.
• alt.dragons-inn.misc
  Dragon's Inn miscellaneous administrationo group.
• alt.dreams
  What do they mean?
• alt.dreams.castaneda
  The dreaming techniques of Carlos Castaneda.
• alt.dreams.lucid
  What do they _really_ mean?
• alt.drinks.jolt
  Super buzz.
• alt.drinks.kool-aid
  Beverage break on the Information Superhighway.
• alt.drinks.snapple
  Made from the Best Stuff on Earth.
• alt.drugs
  Use rec.drugs.misc instead.
• alt.drugs.caffeine
  All about the world's most-used stimulant drug.
• alt.drugs.chemistry
  Discussion of drug chemistry and synthesis.
• alt.drugs.culture
  Entertainment while under the influence.
• alt.drugs.hard
  Heroin, cocaine, and friends.
• alt.drugs.leri
  I'm a little leary of drugs too.
• alt.drugs.pot
  Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
• alt.drugs.pot.cultivation
  Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
• alt.drugs.psychedelics
  Use rec.drugs.psychedelic instead.
• alt.drugs.usenet
  Repeatedly pushing the button for a fix.
• alt.drumcorps
  Use rec.arts.marching.drumcorps instead.
• alt.drunken.bastards
  Peeing in the potted plants.
• alt.drwho.creative
  Writing about long scarves and time machines.
• alt.dss
  Discussion of the new Digital Satellite Systems.
• alt.duck
  Find the Duck within.
• alt.duck.quack.quack.quack
  It looks like a duck, but it's an alt group.
• alt.duke.basketball.sucks.sucks.sucks
  I hear the primate center is cool, tho.
• alt.dumpster
  Oscar has always wanted a roomier place.
• alt.education.alternative
  School doesn't have to suck!
• alt.education.bangkok
  The Bangkok distance education project.
• alt.education.disabled
  Education for people with physical/mental disabilities.
• alt.education.distance
  Learning from teachers who are far away.
• alt.education.email-project
  The email project for teaching English.
• alt.education.higher.stu-affairs
  Student Affairs principles & practices.
• alt.education.home-school.christian
  Christian home-schoolers. (Moderated)
• alt.education.ib
  The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program.
• alt.education.ib.tok
  International Baccalaureates in Theory of Knowledge.
• alt.education.research
  Studying about studying.
• alt.elvis.king
  Fat and dead, too. Pretty useless king.
• alt.emusic
  Ethnic, exotic, electronic, elaborate, etc, music.
• alt.energy.renewable
  Fueling ourselves without depleting everything.
• alt.engineering.electrical
  Discussing electrical engineering.
• alt.engr.explosives
  BOOM.
• alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die
  We just can't get enough of him.
• alt.etext
  Texts made available for electronic redistribution.
• alt.eunuchs.questions
  Did it hurt?
• alt.evil
  Tales from the dark side.
• alt.exotic-music
  Exotic music discussions.
• alt.exploding.kibo
  Turning the man inside out.
• alt.ezines
  Electronically published mini-magazines.
• alt.fairs.renaissance
  Discussions of Renaissance faires and festivals.
• alt.fan.actors
  Discussion of actors, male and female.
• alt.fan.actors.dead
  Discussion of dead actors, male and female.
• alt.fan.addams.wednesday
  She's deadpan and she's homicidal.
• alt.fan.aimee-lortskel
  No description.
• alt.fan.alan-keyes
  No description.
• alt.fan.alicia-slvrstone
  For discussion of and about Alicia Silverstone.
• alt.fan.allman-brothers
  Fans of the Allman Brothers' music.
• alt.fan.amy-fisher
  Camille Paglia will understand.
• alt.fan.art-bell
  For fans of old AT&T logos.
• alt.fan.asprin
  I'm fond of buffered analgesics. Robert Lynn Asprin too.
• alt.fan.authors.stephen-king
  Modern master of the spooky story.
• alt.fan.barbra.streisand
  Bahbrah!
• alt.fan.barry-manilow
  Discussion group for fans of Barry Manilow.
• alt.fan.ben-elton
  British comic Ben Elton's plays and other writings.
• alt.fan.bgcrisis
  Priss, the Replicants, the ADP and Bubblegum Crisis.
• alt.fan.big-nate
  Lovable, but in his own little world.
• alt.fan.bill-gates
  Fans of the original micro-softie.
• alt.fan.bill-nye
  No description.
• alt.fan.blade-runner
  The movie Blade Runner.
• alt.fan.blues-brothers
  Jake & Elwood ride again!
• alt.fan.bob-larson
  No description.
• alt.fan.brad-pitt
  A young actor the women seem to be crazy about.
• alt.fan.brad.allison
  No description.
• alt.fan.british-accent
  "Oooh, he just sounds soooo cool! *Giggle*!"
• alt.fan.british-actors
  Male and female actors from Great Britain.
• alt.fan.brooks.suttle
  No description.
• alt.fan.bruce-campbell
  From the Evil Dead to Brisco County, Jr.
• alt.fan.caesar-geezer
  No description.
• alt.fan.camille-paglia
  Amy Fisher would understand.
• alt.fan.capt-beefheart
  Some musician guy I've never heard of.
• alt.fan.cecil-adams
  The brother Douglas Adams never talks about.
• alt.fan.ceiling
  Overused in movie fight scenes around the world.
• alt.fan.cfny
  A Toronto-area radio station.
• alt.fan.chris-elliott
  Get a Life, you Letterman flunky.
• alt.fan.christina-ricci
  No description.
• alt.fan.cock-sucking
  Fans of felatio.
• alt.fan.conan-obrien
  Late Night with a big red pompadour.
• alt.fan.courtney-love
  The Notorious Courtney Love.
• alt.fan.crispin-glover
  Discussion of actor Crispin Glover.
• alt.fan.cult-dead-cow
  Fans and files from cDc Communications.
• alt.fan.dan-quayle
  For discussion of a past US Vice President.
• alt.fan.daphnes-corner
  Because the good Doc says I can't.
• alt.fan.dave_barry
  Electronic fan club for humorist Dave Barry.
• alt.fan.david-bowie
  The man who fell to earth.
• alt.fan.david-sternlight
  David Sternlight, sci.crypt crusader.
• alt.fan.debbie.gibson
  Thwarter of the supervillain Tiffany.
• alt.fan.dennis-miller
  Comedian Dennis Miller.
• alt.fan.depeche-mode
  A pop music group.
• alt.fan.devo
  Funny hats do not a band make.
• alt.fan.dice-man
  7? 11? Crap personified.
• alt.fan.dirty-whores
  Group for fans of dirty whores like Kathy-Jo Kramer.
• alt.fan.disney.afternoon
  Disney Afternoon characters & shows.
• alt.fan.doc-savage
  The Man of Bronze.
• alt.fan.doctor.bashir.grind.thrust.drool
  Lustful fanboys.
• alt.fan.don-imus
  Fans of radio host Imus.
• alt.fan.don-n-mike
  Two radio guys.
• alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons
  Of "Amazon Women On The Moon" fame.
• alt.fan.douglas-adams
  Author of "The Meaning of Liff", & other fine works.
• alt.fan.dr-bronner
  "ALL-ONE!" apparently means something here.
• alt.fan.dr-pepper
  Dr. Pepper -- Love him or hate him.
• alt.fan.dragonlance
  Please ignore if group exists on your site.
• alt.fan.dragons
  People just love automobiles at Pennsic.
• alt.fan.drew-barrymore
  Now called "alt.fan.alicia-slvrstone".
• alt.fan.drmellow
  A place to worship Dr. Mellow.
• alt.fan.dune
  Herbert's drinking buddies.
• alt.fan.ed-wood
  Ed Wood.
• alt.fan.eddie-izzard
  Discussing Eddie Izzard, etc.
• alt.fan.eddings
  The works of writer David Eddings.
• alt.fan.elite
  Maker of Supermodels.
• alt.fan.elton-john
  The music and antics of Elton John.
• alt.fan.elvis-costello
  Fans of the singer Elvis Costello.
• alt.fan.elvis-presley
  The late, great Elvis the Pelvis.
• alt.fan.enya
  Use alt.music.enya instead.
• alt.fan.eric-cantona
  No description.
• alt.fan.fabio
  A hunk of pecs.
• alt.fan.frank-zappa
  Is that a Sears poncho?
• alt.fan.furry
  Fans of funny animals, ala Steve Gallacci's book.
• alt.fan.furry.muck
  FurryMUCK and other anthropomorphic MU*s.
• alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy
  Crime does pay, or we wouldn't have so much of it.
• alt.fan.gene-scott
  Some TV preacher and horsebreeder.
• alt.fan.gg-allin
  He's dead, Jim.
• alt.fan.goons
  Careful Neddy, it's that dastardly Moriarty again.
• alt.fan.greaseman
  Fans of Doug Tracht, the DJ.
• alt.fan.greg-kinnear
  The host of "TalkSoup" on the E! Entertainment Channel.
• alt.fan.gur-obo
  alt.fan.the-bob in ROT13.
• alt.fan.gurn.blanston
  The life & times of Gurn Blanston.
• alt.fan.hamilton.bork.bork.bork
  Whatever.
• alt.fan.harlan-ellison
  For the discussion of the works of Harlan Ellison.
• alt.fan.harrison-ford
  From Blade Runner to Indian Jones to Clancy stories.
• alt.fan.hawaii-five-o
  Book 'em, Dano.
• alt.fan.head-librarian
  Love them horn rimmed glasses, baby.
• alt.fan.heather-locklear
  TJ Hooker's hottest cop.
• alt.fan.heinlein
  Fans of SF author Robert Heinlein grok this group.
• alt.fan.hello-kitty
  I have no damn mouth!
• alt.fan.henry-rollins
  Fans of the Henry Rollins Band. Mother!
• alt.fan.hofstadter
  Douglas Hofstadter and Godel, Escher, Bach.
• alt.fan.holmes
  Elementary, my dear Watson. Like he ever said that.
• alt.fan.howard-stern
  Fans of the abrasive radio & TV personality.
• alt.fan.howard-stern.fartman
  The Fartman personality.
• alt.fan.ivor-cutler
  Jammy Smears, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, etc.
• alt.fan.jadzia.dax.slug.slug.slug
  No description.
• alt.fan.jai-maharaj
  A contributor to alt.astrology and soc.culture.indian.
• alt.fan.james-bond
  On his Majesty's Secret Service (& secret linen too).
• alt.fan.james.cameron
  No description.
• alt.fan.jay-leno
  Fans of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
• alt.fan.jello-biafra
  The Dead Kennedys' lead singer.
• alt.fan.jen-aniston
  Discussing the popular "Friends" star.
• alt.fan.jen-coolest
  Gosh, isn't she just wonderful?
• alt.fan.jenny-mccarthy
  Playmate & sitcom starlet.
• alt.fan.jerky-boys
  Phone Pranks 'r' Us.
• alt.fan.jesus-christ
  Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication.
• alt.fan.jim-carrey
  Wild and wacky comedian Jame Carrey.
• alt.fan.jim-rome
  For the discussion of the 'Huge One'.
• alt.fan.jimi-hendrix
  Fans of the late-great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.
• alt.fan.jimmy-buffett
  A white sports coat and a pink crustacean.
• alt.fan.jodie-foster
  John Hinckley's favourite net.spot.
• alt.fan.joe-crummy
  No description.
• alt.fan.joel-furr
  Joel Furr.
• alt.fan.john-denver
  Please, take him home to the place where he belongs.
• alt.fan.john-palmer
  With an army of lawyers from a Michigan warren.
• alt.fan.john-winston
  The future people speak.
• alt.fan.jon-stewart
  Jon Stewart and his Show.
• alt.fan.judge-ito
  The Ringmaster.
• alt.fan.juliette.lewis
  No description.
• alt.fan.kali.astarte.inanna
  Oh, give me that Old Time Religion!
• alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
  Forget the rest of him, ya gotta love the nose.
• alt.fan.karla-homolka
  Why are there so few hot, exhibitionist, S&M women?
• alt.fan.kate-moss
  Anything about Kate Moss, famous waifish model.
• alt.fan.kathy-jo
  Fans of Kathy-Jo Kramer.
• alt.fan.keanu-reeves
  People who love Keanu Reeves, in all his blandness.
• alt.fan.keegan
  Cal's loving devotees.
• alt.fan.kemasa
  Fans of Ken Sandberg.
• alt.fan.kevin-mitnick
  Hooked hacker.
• alt.fan.kia-mennie
  For the sycophantic hordes.
• alt.fan.kinks
  Come Dancing.
• alt.fan.kroq
  LA radio station KROQ, FM 106.7. Great monster name.
• alt.fan.landmark
  What is The Forum ?
• alt.fan.laurie.anderson
  Will it be a music concert or a lecture this time?
• alt.fan.lea-salonga
  No description.
• alt.fan.lemurs
  Little critters with BIG eyes.
• alt.fan.letterman
  One of the top 10 reasons to get the alt groups.
• alt.fan.letterman.guests.female
  Dave's babes.
• alt.fan.letterman.top-ten
  Top Ten lists from the Letterman show. (Moderated)
• alt.fan.lewiz
  Lewis De Payne culture club.
• alt.fan.lightbulbs
  Luminescence in a glass case.
• alt.fan.lion-king
  Discussion of Disney's "The Lion King".
• alt.fan.liz-phair
  No description.
• alt.fan.longest-thread
  Fans of the Longest Thread Ever.
• alt.fan.lynne-russell
  No description.
• alt.fan.madonna
  Nice tits, eh... And how about that puppy?
• alt.fan.major.kira.pant.pant.pant
  Fanboys fall for female.
• alt.fan.mandy-patinkin
  No description.
• alt.fan.marcia-clark
  No one would know her, but she prosecutes O.J. Simpson.
• alt.fan.maria-callas
  An opera singer.
• alt.fan.mark-brian
  Discussion of the Mark & Brian radio program.
• alt.fan.meg-ryan
  For the general discussion of Meg Ryan and all her work.
• alt.fan.mel-brooks
  Comedic great Mel Brooks.
• alt.fan.michael-bolton
  Fear for his bad hair days.
• alt.fan.michaela.strachan
  British children's TV presenter.
• alt.fan.mike-chapman
  Politics, philosophy and postings of Mike Chapman.
• alt.fan.mike-jittlov
  Electronic fan club for animator Mike Jittlov.
• alt.fan.monty-python
  Electronic fan club for those wacky Brits.
• alt.fan.monty-python.silliness
  Is there any other kind of Monty Python?
• alt.fan.moxy.fruvous
  angelm@rpi.edu's favorite music group, moxy fruvous.
• alt.fan.mozilla
  Discussions of Netscape's WWW browser Mozilla.
• alt.fan.mr-kfi
  Fans of the "dopest, freshest homeboy" on KFI.
• alt.fan.mst3k
  I thought people hated jerks who talked in theatres.
• alt.fan.muchmusic
  Canadian answer to MTV.
• alt.fan.naked-guy
  Discussing Andrew Martinez - the Naked Guy at Berkeley.
• alt.fan.nancy-kerrigan.ouch.ouch.ouch
  Another Nancy & Tonya saga group.
• alt.fan.nathan.brazil
  The Well of Souls and all things Markovian.
• alt.fan.neil-gaiman
  No description.
• alt.fan.newt-gingrich
  Conservatives return with a vengence.
• alt.fan.nikita-borisov
  Long live Nikita!
• alt.fan.noam-chomsky
  Noam Chomsky's writings and opinions.
• alt.fan.oingo-boingo
  Have you ever played ping pong in Pago Pago?
• alt.fan.oj-simpson
  Juice! Juice! Juice!
• alt.fan.oj-simpson.die.die.die
  People who've decided he's guilty.
• alt.fan.oj-simpson.gas-chamber
  More people who've decided he's guilty.
• alt.fan.ok-soda
  It's not that good, it's just OK.
• alt.fan.oksana-bayul.small-tits
  People not impressed with Oksana Bayul's figure.
• alt.fan.oksana.bayul
  Another figure skater fan group.
• alt.fan.pam-anderson
  Playmate and Baywatch lifeguard.
• alt.fan.pamwatch
  The official group of playmate Pamela Lee's fan club.
• alt.fan.patricia
  Miscellaneous Patricia Nieuwendijk discussion.
• alt.fan.paul-bernardo
  Until death do us part.
• alt.fan.penn-n-teller
  The magicians Penn Jillette & Teller.
• alt.fan.pern
  Anne McCaffery's SF oeuvre.
• alt.fan.peter-david
  No description.
• alt.fan.philip-dick
  Philip K. Dick, writer.
• alt.fan.philippa.forrester
  British children's TV presenter.
• alt.fan.phoebe-cates
  Princess Caraboo.
• alt.fan.piers
  Like alt.fan.piers-anthony, but for anyone named Piers.
• alt.fan.piers-anthony
  For fans of the s-f author Piers Anthony.
• alt.fan.pj-orourke
  P.J. O'Rourke's dramatic displays.
• alt.fan.pocahontas
  Discussion group for Disney's Pocahontas film.
• alt.fan.pooh
  Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet too.
• alt.fan.power-rangers
  Discussion of important Power Rangers facts.
• alt.fan.pratchett
  For fans of Terry Pratchett, s-f humor writer.
• alt.fan.pratchett.announce
  Announcements about pubic wigs & book signings. (Moderated)
• alt.fan.pratchett.bofh
  The Death of Lusers.
• alt.fan.publius
  Julius will be so jealous.
• alt.fan.q
  Omnipotent being from either Star Trek or James Bond.
• alt.fan.r-takahashi
  No description.
• alt.fan.ralph.fiennes
  No description.
• alt.fan.red.green
  Possum Lodge happenings.
• alt.fan.ren-and-stimpy
  For folks who couldn't find alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy.
• alt.fan.ricci.christina
  Fans of actress Christina Ricci.
• alt.fan.rich-conaty
  No description.
• alt.fan.richard-nixon
  Even people who are not crooks die.
• alt.fan.robert-jordan
  Baseball's most popular minor leaguer.
• alt.fan.robotech
  Discussing all things relating to Robotech.
• alt.fan.rolf-harris
  Aussie entertainer.
• alt.fan.ronald-reagan
  Jellybeans and all.
• alt.fan.rumpole
  Rumpole of the Bailey.
• alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
  Derogation of others for fun and profit.
• alt.fan.sailor-moon
  Sailor Moon animation, manga, and merchandise.
• alt.fan.sam-raimi
  Fans of the talented horror/comedy movies director.
• alt.fan.samantha-fox
  For fans of the famous Page 3 Girl/pop singer.
• alt.fan.sandra-bullock
  The Speed'ing babe from Arlington VA.
• alt.fan.sandra-bullock.binaries
  Use alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities instead.
• alt.fan.scarecrow
  The Wiz is a WOW!
• alt.fan.schwarzenegger
  Ahrnold, MacArthur at twice the mass.
• alt.fan.serdar-argic
  Notorious activist from zuma.uucp.
• alt.fan.shostakovich
  Fans of the music of Shostakovich.
• alt.fan.skinny
  Fat fetishes have no place here.
• alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog
  Sega's spinning blue hero.
• alt.fan.speedbump
  Slowing down traffic.
• alt.fan.spinal-tap
  The newsgroup that goes to 11.
• alt.fan.splifford
  The Big Red Dog's little known brother.
• alt.fan.starwars
  George Lucas's Star Wars.
• alt.fan.sting
  See alt.sex.bestiality.with-bees.
• alt.fan.super-big-gulp
  Brain freeze!
• alt.fan.surak
  That wild and crazy Vulcan.
• alt.fan.tank-girl
  No, she doesn't make noises like a squirrel. Really.
• alt.fan.tarantino
  Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.
• alt.fan.teen.idols
  Boys and men that teenagers worship.
• alt.fan.teen.idols.JTT
  No description.
• alt.fan.teen.starlets
  Girls and women that teenagers worship.
• alt.fan.the-bob
  No, not just any Bob -- _THE_ Bob.
• alt.fan.tito
  No description.
• alt.fan.tlc
  Discussion of TLC rap/hip-hop group.
• alt.fan.tolkien
  Mortal Men doomed to die.
• alt.fan.tom-clancy
  Use alt.books.tom-clancy instead.
• alt.fan.tom-leykis
  Some guy.
• alt.fan.tom-robbins
  31 flavours for readers.
• alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack
  Someone get this chick a colorist!
• alt.fan.u2
  The Irish rock band U2.
• alt.fan.unabomber
  Fans of the mystical and awe-inspiring UNABOMBER.
• alt.fan.vic-reeves
  Britain's top light entertainer and formation mollusc.
• alt.fan.warlord
  The War Lord of the West Preservation Fan Club.
• alt.fan.wavey.davey
  Ocean Spray's latest flavour.
• alt.fan.wedge
  Standing by, red 2.
• alt.fan.wednesday
  Happy, happy hump day.
• alt.fan.winona-ryder
  Generation X's gorgeous, elfin, brainy, goddess actress.
• alt.fan.wodehouse
  Discussion of the works of humour author P.G. Wodehouse.
• alt.fan.woody-allen
  The diminutive neurotic.
• alt.fan.zoogz-rift
  Groovy rock star & manager of pro wrestlers.
• alt.fandom.cons
  Announcements of conventions (SciFi and others).
• alt.fantasy.conan
  People dreaming about O'Brien.
• alt.fashion
  All facets of the fasion industry discussed.
• alt.fax
  Use comp.dcom.fax instead.
• alt.feminazis
  For people who hate radical feminists.
• alt.feminism
  Use soc.feminism instead.
• alt.feminism.individualism
  Discussions about feminism and individualism.
• alt.fiesta-bowl.irish
  Multiculturalism invades the Emerald isle.
• alt.filesystems.afs
  The Andrew Filesystem.
• alt.fishing
  Use rec.outdoors.fishing instead.
• alt.flame
  Alternative, literate, pithy, succinct screaming.
• alt.flame.abortion
  Use talk.abortion instead.
• alt.flame.airlines
  Problems and complaints with the airlines.
• alt.flame.football.notre-dame
  Flames directed towards Notre Dame football.
• alt.flame.james-koput
  No description.
• alt.flame.james.ngygook
  No description.
• alt.flame.jay-stevens
  No description.
• alt.flame.ms-windows
  Power users DON'T 'point-n-click'.
• alt.flame.mud
  To all the MUDs I've loved before.
• alt.flame.nerds.jn
  No description.
• alt.flame.newt-gingrich.dork.dork.dork
  Could it be that some don't like him?
• alt.flame.niggers
  The disgustng spectacle of racial hatred.
• alt.flame.parents
  Going off about perceived parental injustices.
• alt.flame.richard-lee
  No description.
• alt.flame.right-wing-conservatives
  Sticking it to the ultra-conservatives.
• alt.flame.roommate
  Putting the pig on a spit.
• alt.flame.rush-limbaugh
  The opposition's version of alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
• alt.flame.sam-donaldson
  The hair spray would probably start a flash fire.
• alt.flame.shaft
  Safe design of highrise buildings.
• alt.flame.spelling
  USENET's favourite fallacious argoomint.
• alt.floors.uk
  Apparently Great Britain has some unique flooring.
• alt.folklore.college
  Collegiate humor.
• alt.folklore.computers
  Stories & anecdotes about computers (some true!).
• alt.folklore.gemstones
  Stories about minerals.
• alt.folklore.ghost-stories
  Boo!
• alt.folklore.herbs
  Discussion of all aspects of herbs and their uses.
• alt.folklore.info
  Current urban legends and other folklore. (Moderated)
• alt.folklore.internet
  Internet Myths and Legends.
• alt.folklore.kooks
  The outer limits of human belief.
• alt.folklore.military
  Military-oriented 'urban legends' and folklore.
• alt.folklore.science
  The folklore of science, not the science of folklore.
• alt.folklore.suburban
  Serious discussion of urban legends. (Moderated)
• alt.folklore.urban
  Urban legends, ala Jan Harold Brunvand.
• alt.fondle.vomit
  Stop playing with your food.
• alt.foo.bar
  Quux.
• alt.food
  Use rec.food.cooking instead.
• alt.food.chocolate
  Aphrodisiac confections.
• alt.food.cocacola
  An American Classic. Buy our nostalgic art.
• alt.food.coffee
  Black gold of another sort. Colombian tea.
• alt.food.dennys
  Breakfast, all day and all night.
• alt.food.fast-food
  Fast food restaurants.
• alt.food.fat-free
  Very low fat foods; not necessarily about weight loss.
• alt.food.grits
  Ground hominy, germless.
• alt.food.ice-cream
  I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
• alt.food.low-fat
  Low fat diets, food, and cooking.
• alt.food.mcdonalds
  Carl Sagan's favourite burger place.
• alt.food.pancakes
  Fun with flapjacks.
• alt.food.peeps
  No description.
• alt.food.pez
  Never put one on your friend's knee at a recital.
• alt.food.professionals
  Fruit of the Loom.
• alt.food.red-lobster
  For the sea food lover in you.
• alt.food.squeezepop
  No description.
• alt.food.sushi
  The ancient art of preparing raw fish.
• alt.food.taco-bell
  Make a run for the border.
• alt.food.waffle-house
  Not just for breakfast anymore.
• alt.food.wine
  All about wine, for oeneophiles.
• alt.foot.fat-free
  Like alt.food.fat-free, but for foot fetishists.
• alt.foreplay
  The alt.sex groups probably have useful tips about this.
• alt.forsale
  Use misc.forsale.misc instead.
• alt.forsale.grandjunction
  Items for sale and wanted in Grand Junction, CO.
• alt.forsale.nutrition
  Dietary items for sale and wanted.
• alt.fractal-design.painter
  Fractal Design's "Natural Media" painting.
• alt.frank.magazine
  No description.
• alt.fraternity.sorority
  Discussions of fraternity/sorority life and issues.
• alt.freaks
  Rick James, we love you!
• alt.freedom.academic
  Meaning of, threats to & defenses for academic freedom.
• alt.freedom.of.information.act
  All about the FOIA.
• alt.freemasonry
  Someone will build my basement for free? Cool.
• alt.freenet
  Free access to computer networks.
• alt.french.captain.borg.borg.borg
  Assimilate this, Borg-baby.
• alt.fringeware
  Riding the radical edge of the software wave.
• alt.fun.with.luc
  Luc has fun and likes cheese.
• alt.fun.with.matt
  No arms and no legs on a doorstep; how fun could it be?
• alt.fun.with.steve
  The life and times of Steve.
• alt.future.millennium
  The coming of 2000 (or 2001, if you're accurate).
• alt.fyrom.is-not.macedonia
  Sensitive Greeks.
• alt.galactic-guide
  Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Known Galaxy Project.
• alt.gambling
  Use rec.gambling instead.
• alt.games
  Use rec.games.misc instead.
• alt.games.air-warrior
  The Air Warrior combat computer game.
• alt.games.apogee
  A real high point in any gamer's day.
• alt.games.civnet
  CivNet - Microprose's networked Civilization game.
• alt.games.command-n-conq
  Computer game Command & Conquer.
• alt.games.command.and.conquer
  Use alt.games.command-n-conq instead.
• alt.games.cosmic-wimpout
  A dice game popular in the computer crowd.
• alt.games.dark-forces
  Discussion of Star Wars related game.
• alt.games.descent
  Some game.
• alt.games.doom
  A really popular PC game.
• alt.games.doom.announce
  Announcements about the PC game Doom. (Moderated)
• alt.games.doom.ii
  Ladies and Gentlemen, We are in Hell. On Earth!
• alt.games.doom.newplayers
  Helping people new to a really popular PC game.
• alt.games.dune-ii.virgin-games
  Virgin Games computer game Dune II.
• alt.games.dust
  Hints & discussion of Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.
• alt.games.final-fantasy
  The Final Fantasy game.
• alt.games.final-fantasy.rpg
  Storytelling in the Final Fantasy universe.
• alt.games.frp.2300ad
  2300 A.D.
• alt.games.frp.dnd-util
  Computer utilities for Dungeons and Dragons.
• alt.games.frp.live-action
  Use rec.games.frp.live-action instead.
• alt.games.frp.nurpg
  Stories for The NuRPG. Let your imagination go wild.
• alt.games.frp.tekumel
  Empire of the Petal Throne FRPG by M. A. R. Barker.
• alt.games.fst
  No description.
• alt.games.heretic
  No description.
• alt.games.illuminati
  It's just a game, isn't it? Fnord.
• alt.games.jyhad
  Another trading card game, like Magic, the Gathering.
• alt.games.ki
  Use alt.games.killer-instinct instead.
• alt.games.killer-instinct
  Serial psychos give it two thumbs up.
• alt.games.lynx
  The Atari Lynx.
• alt.games.marathon
  Discussion of the Macintosh Sci-Fi game Marathon.
• alt.games.mechwarrior2
  Activision's Second Battletech Simulator.
• alt.games.milkcaps.pogs
  Like alt.games.milkcaps.
• alt.games.mk
  Struggling in Mortal Kombat!
• alt.games.mk.mk3
  Mortal Kombat III.
• alt.games.mornington.crescent
  alt.games.mornington.cresent misspelt.
• alt.games.mornington.cresent
  You can't get there from here.
• alt.games.mtrek
  Multi-Trek, a multi-user Star Trek-like game.
• alt.games.netrek.paradise
  Discussion of the paradise version of netrek.
• alt.games.nomic
  Ask scott@glia.biostr.washington.edu.
• alt.games.omega
  The end of the rouge-like line?
• alt.games.playmaker-football
  Playmaker Football discussion area.
• alt.games.quake
  Natural disasters as sport.
• alt.games.sf2
  The video game Street Fighter 2.
• alt.games.sopwith
  No description.
• alt.games.sports-leagues
  Online sports league newsgroup.
• alt.games.test2
  Anyone in favour of a greater obstacle to newgroup?
• alt.games.tiddlywinks
  Flip the discs --- fun for hours on end!
• alt.games.torg
  Gateway for TORG mailing list.
• alt.games.tradewars
  No description. (Moderated)
• alt.games.ultima.dragons
  Hints for Ultima games.
• alt.games.vampire.the.masquerade
  A World of Dark game.
• alt.games.vga-planets
  Discussion of Tim Wisseman's VGA Planets.
• alt.games.vga-planets.binaries
  Use alt.binaries.games.vga-planets instead.
• alt.games.video.classic
  Video games from before the mid-1980s.
• alt.games.video.import.japanese
  Video games imported from Japan.
• alt.games.video.sony-playstation
  Sony's Playstation.
• alt.games.video.sony-playstation.faqs
  Up to date Playstation FAQ's.
• alt.games.warcraft
  The craft of war: Orcs versus Humans.
• alt.games.wc3
  A sequel to the infamous Water Closet games.
• alt.games.whitewolf
  Discussion of WhiteWolf's line of gothic/horror RPGs.
• alt.games.whitewolf.rage
  Rage, White Wolf's trading card game.
• alt.games.wing-commander
  A flight simulation game.
• alt.games.wrestling
  Grappling, throwing, clenching and so on.
• alt.games.xpilot
  Discussion on all aspects of the X11 game Xpilot.
• alt.games.xtrek
  The networked game Xtrek.
• alt.gathering.rainbow
  For discussing the annual Rainbow Gathering.
• alt.geek
  To fulfill an observed need.
• alt.genealogy
  Use soc.genealogy.* instead.
• alt.gif-agreement
  The CompuServe/Unisys GIF "tax" agreement.
• alt.global.silly
  Silliness is everywhere.
• alt.gnn.exodus
  No description.
• alt.gobment.lones
  Talk about the thousand points of blight.
• alt.good.morning
  Would you like coffee with that?
• alt.good.news
  A place for some news that's good news.
• alt.gopher
  Discussion of the gopher information service.
• alt.gossip.royalty
  Rumours plaguing the crown.
• alt.gothic
  The gothic movement: things mournful and dark.
• alt.gothic.announce
  Announcements of Gothic events.
• alt.gothic.fashion
  Discussion on pointy boots, hair dye, and makeup tips!
• alt.gourmand
  Recipes & cooking info. (Moderated)
• alt.gov.foi-legislation
  Freedom of Information laws on all levels.
• alt.gov.meeting.partdemo
  Another clueless wonk makes a newsgroup.
• alt.gov.meeting.services
  Another clueless wonk makes a newsgroup.
• alt.government.abuse
  About governmental abuses of its power.
• alt.grad-student.tenured
  Professional students.
• alt.grad.skool.sux
  Apparently high school English classes sucked too.
• alt.graffiti
  The writing is on the wall.
• alt.graphics
  Use comp.graphics.* instead.
• alt.graphics.pixutils
  Discussion of pixmap utilities.
• alt.great-lakes
  Discussions of the Great Lakes and adjacent places.
• alt.great.ass.paulina
  Ditch Rick for these drooling fanboys. Yah, right.
• alt.guinea.pig.conspiracy
  Rodents are massing for the Great Rebellion.
• alt.guitar
  You axed for it, you got it.
• alt.guitar.amps
  Discussion of guitar amplifiers.
• alt.guitar.bass
  Bass guitars.
• alt.guitar.lap-pedal
  Pedal steel guitar discussion group.
• alt.guitar.tab
  Discussions about guitar tablature music.
• alt.hacker
  No description.
• alt.hackers
  Descriptions of projects currently under development. (Moderated)
• alt.hackers.discuss
  A self-moderated hackers discussion group. (Moderated)
• alt.hackers.groups
  Discussion of various hacker groups.
• alt.hackers.malicious
  The really bad guys -- don't take candy from them.
• alt.hackintosh
  Clever programming on Apple's Macintosh.
• alt.hangover
  Pass the aspirin and a barrel of coffee.
• alt.happy.birthday.to.me
  Exploding egoism.
• alt.happynet
  Kibo's HappyNet.
• alt.hash.house.harriers
  Use alt.org.h-h-harriers instead.
• alt.healing.reiki
  No description.
• alt.health.ayurveda
  Really old medicine from India.
• alt.health.cfids-action
  Chronic Fatigue Snydrome Action Group. (Moderated)
• alt.health.oxygen-therapy
  Discussion of oxygen & ozone therapy.
• alt.help.with.homework
  Shamelessness.
• alt.help.with.homework.compsci
  Computer Science student shamelessness.
• alt.hemp
  It's about knot-tying with rope. Knot!
• alt.hemp.politics
  Political issues surrounding marijuana.
• alt.heraldry.sca
  Use rec.heraldry instead.
• alt.herpes
  People suffering with herpes.
• alt.herpes.personals
  People with herpes looking for companionship.
• alt.hi.are.you.cute
  Are there a lot of pathetic people on the net or what?
• alt.hillary-c.newt-g.binaries.pictures.erotica
  Anyone else's stomach just turn?
• alt.hindu
  The Hindu religion. (Moderated)
• alt.history.future
  Discussion of possible history of the future.
• alt.history.living
  A forum for discussing the hobby of living history.
• alt.history.ocean-liners.titanic
  Historic ocean liners: the Titantic.
• alt.history.what-if
  What would the net have been like without this group?
• alt.holoworld.rpg
  The Holoworld role-playing game.
• alt.home-theater.marketplace
  Home theater equipment wanted and for sale.
• alt.home-theater.misc
  Discussing all aspects of home theatre systems.
• alt.home.repair
  Bob Vila would love this group.
• alt.homosexual
  Same as alt.sex.homosexual.
• alt.horology
  A group for the science of clocks and watches.
• alt.horror
  The horror genre.
• alt.horror.creative
  Original horror fiction, poems, pictures.
• alt.horror.cthulhu
  Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, Ctulhu, Ctulu, and the rest.
• alt.horror.shub-internet
  The process with a thousand young.
• alt.horror.werewolves
  They were wolves, now they're something to be wary of.
• alt.hotrod
  High speed automobiles. (Moderated)
• alt.housing.nontrad
  Communes, co-housing & alternative living arrangements.
• alt.how-to
  Do-it-yourself (DIY) topics.
• alt.html
  Use comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html instead.
• alt.human-brain
  A delicacy in some corners of the planet.
• alt.humor.best-of-usenet
  What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)
• alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d
  Discussion of alt.humor.best-of-usenet posts.
• alt.humor.bluesman
  Humor from the 105th St. BluesMan's world.
• alt.humor.puns
  Not here.
• alt.hvac
  Heating, venting and air conditioning.
• alt.hygiene.male
  There is still a reason for circumcision.
• alt.hypertext
  Discussion of hypertext -- uses, transport, etc.
• alt.hypnosis
  When you awaken, you will forget about this newsgroup.
• alt.i-like-toejam.lets-share-a-slice.but-hold-the-cow-eyes-please
  Done.
• alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork
  Ex-Sugarcubes - not the Swedish Chef.
• alt.illinois.schools.highschools.niles-west
  God help Usenet.
• alt.illuminati
  See alt.cabal. Fnord.
• alt.imag.test3
  Evidence of another news admin without a clue.
• alt.image.medical
  Medical image exchange discussions.
• alt.immortal
  Eventually makes you insult people around the universe.
• alt.impeach.clinton
  Some think he performs as though he is impeared.
• alt.india.progressive
  Progressive politics in the Indian sub-continent. (Moderated)
• alt.individualism
  Philosophies where individual rights are paramount.
• alt.industrial
  The Industrial Computing Society claimed this name.
• alt.industrial.computing
  The Industrial Computing Society tries again.
• alt.infertility
  Discussion of infertility causes and treatments.
• alt.info-science
  This is really about library science.
• alt.inner.circle
  New, improved! Less radius than the Original Circle(r).
• alt.insults.gangbang
  Group taunting.
• alt.internet.access.wanted
  "Oh. OK, how about just an MX record for now?"
• alt.internet.commerce
  Doing business on the Internet.
• alt.internet.guru
  Recognizing the people responsible for inet success.
• alt.internet.media-coverage
  The coverage of the internet by the media.
• alt.internet.providers.canada.channel1
  The Canadian ISP Channel1.
• alt.internet.services
  Not available in the uucp world, even via email.
• alt.internet.talk-radio
  Carl Malamud's Internet Talk Radio program.
• alt.internet.talk.bizarre
  Use talk.bizarre instead.
• alt.inventors
  People with new ideas.
• alt.invest.penny-stocks
  Investing in low cost stocks.
• alt.irc
  Internet Relay Chat material.
• alt.irc.42
  No description.
• alt.irc.announce
  Announcements about Internet Relay Chat (IRC). (Moderated)
• alt.irc.ascension
  for disscusion of events & people on IRC #ascension.
• alt.irc.bots
  Daemons on the Internet Relay Chat.
• alt.irc.epic
  No description.
• alt.irc.games
  Playing games on IRC.
• alt.irc.hottub
  Discussion of the IRC channel #hottub.
• alt.irc.ircii
  IRC, the sequel.
• alt.irc.questions
  How-to questions for IRC (International Relay Chat).
• alt.irc.undernet
  The alternative IRC.
• alt.irc.undernet.chatzone
  Discussion group for #chatzone on Undernet IRC.
• alt.irs.class-action
  Discussing a class-action suit against US's IRS.
• alt.is
  Internet Services (defunct; fnord). (Moderated)
• alt.is.doomed
  If it's a sewer, let's treat it like one! (Moderated)
• alt.is.too
  The companion to alt.is -- too much foo. (Moderated)
• alt.islam.sufism
  Discussions of the mystical dimensions of Islam.
• alt.japanese.text
  Postings in Japanese; Japanese language software.
• alt.jell-o.fetish
  Sexual stimulation from gelatin.
• alt.jokes.limericks
  There once was a group in alt.
• alt.jokes.pentium
  Playing with the problems plaguing Pentium.
• alt.journalism
  Shop talk by journalists and journalism students.
• alt.journalism.criticism
  I write, therefore I'm biased.
• alt.journalism.freelance
  Clearinghouse for freelance writers.
• alt.journalism.gay-press
  News from a homosexual viewpoint.
• alt.journalism.gonzo
  Hunter S. Thomspon's approach to reporting.
• alt.journalism.moderated
  The profession of journalism. (Moderated)
• alt.journalism.music
  Reporting on topics of music.
• alt.journalism.newspapers
  Writing in the newspaper industry.
• alt.journalism.photo
  The work of photo journalists.
• alt.journalism.print
  For newspaper, magazine and online reporters.
• alt.journalism.students
  People studying to be journalists.
• alt.jyotish
  No description.
• alt.kalbo
  Bald guys of the world, unite!
• alt.karen
  Vanity group.
• alt.kegs
  Kegs -- presumably beer, but you never know.
• alt.ketchup
  Whak* Whak* ...shake... Whak* Damn, all over my shirt.
• alt.kids-talk
  A place for the pre-college set on the net.
• alt.kids-talk.penpals
  Use soc.penpals instead.
• alt.kill.the.whales
  And fulfill the prophecy of Star Trek IV!
• alt.lacrosse
  Use alt.sport.lacrosse instead.
• alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser
  No description.
• alt.landscape.architecture
  Landscape design and planning.
• alt.lang.asm
  Assembly languages of various flavors.
• alt.lang.awk
  Use comp.lang.awk instead.
• alt.lang.basic
  The Language That Would Not Die.
• alt.lang.ca-realizer
  The CA Realizer GUI programming environment.
• alt.lang.clarion
  Clarion developer's forum.
• alt.lang.delphi
  Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
• alt.lang.design
  Discussion for the design of computer languges.
• alt.lang.strine
  No description.
• alt.lang.vrml
  Virtual Reality Modeling Language discussion.
• alt.language.urdu.poetry
  Poetry in the Indic Urdu language.
• alt.law-enforcement
  No, ossifer, there's nothing illegal going on in alt.
• alt.lawyers.sue.sue.sue
  Use misc.legal instead.
• alt.learning-to-lead
  Be a follower, there's more room in back.
• alt.left-handed
  For left-handed folks.
• alt.lefthanders
  How gauche.
• alt.legend.king-arthur
  Legends and history of Arthur, King of the Britons.
• alt.legend.the-bob
  The Legend of The BOB(c).
• alt.lemmings
  Rodents with a death wish.
• alt.lesbian.feminist.poetry
  Everyone has their niche.
• alt.letzebuerger
  A forum for Luxemburgish students.
• alt.lies
  This is not a newsgroup.
• alt.life.afterlife
  The warm light at end of the tunnel is a locomotive.
• alt.life.sucks
  Another whingy alt group.
• alt.lifestyle.barefoot
  Discussions related to going barefoot.
• alt.literacy.adult
  Adults, Literacy, Reading, Writing.
• alt.locksmithing
  You locked your keys in *where*?
• alt.lotto.players
  Gambling with the state as bookmaker.
• alt.love
  Created by someone who couldn't find alt.romance.
• alt.lucky.w
  No description.
• alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die
  I'm picking up some negative feelings here.
• alt.lycra
  The WunderFabrik.
• alt.mac.games.binaries
  Games for the Apple MacIntosh (possibly pirated).
• alt.macedonia.is.greece
  Sensitive Greeks.
• alt.machines.cnc
  Discussing CNC Machine tools.
• alt.mag.playboy
  Four decades of appreciation or degradation. Your pick.
• alt.magazine.the.new.republic
  The New Republic magazine.
• alt.magazines.pornographic
  Use alt.sex.magazines instead.
• alt.magic
  For discussion about stage magic.
• alt.magic.secrets
  The Butler did it, with mirrors, to Colonel Mustard.
• alt.magick
  For discussion about supernatural arts.
• alt.magick.chaos
  Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards.
• alt.magick.ethics
  Discussion of the ethics/morals of magickal work.
• alt.magick.folk
  Discussion of folk magick traditions.
• alt.magick.moderated
  Serious discussion of magickal practices. (Moderated)
• alt.magick.sex
  Pursuing spirituality through sexuality and vice versa.
• alt.magick.sex.angst
  No description.
• alt.magick.tantra
  Discussing tantric yoga and other esoteric practices.
• alt.magick.tyagi
  Magick as revealed by Mordred Nagasiva.
• alt.magick.virtual-adepts
  Not quite, but almost, an adept.
• alt.make.money.fast
  And piss off thousands of people even faster.
• alt.malta
  Yum, chocolate maltas are delicious.
• alt.management.tech-support
  No description.
• alt.manga
  Use rec.arts.manga instead.
• alt.manufacturing.misc
  All about manufacturing.
• alt.marketplace.funky-stuff.forsale
  No description.
• alt.masonic.demolay
  Demonstrating how to build a basement.
• alt.masonic.members
  Freemasons.
• alt.masonic.youth
  Children of Freemasons.
• alt.math.iams
  Internet Amateur Mathematics Society. (Moderated)
• alt.mcdonalds
  Can I get fries with that?
• alt.mechwarrior2
  Use alt.games.mechwarrior2 instead.
• alt.med.allergy
  Helping people with allergies.
• alt.med.cfs
  Chronic Fatague Syndrome discussions. (Moderated)
• alt.med.ems
  Use misc.emerg-services instead.
• alt.med.equipment
  Discussion of medical equipment.
• alt.med.fibromyalgia
  Fibromyalgia Fibrositis List.
• alt.med.phys-assts
  The profession of physician's assistant.
• alt.med.veterinary
  Veterinary medicine and animal health.
• alt.med.vision.improve
  Improving vision.
• alt.medical.sales.jobs.offered
  Jobs for medical industry salespeople.
• alt.meditation
  General discussion of meditation.
• alt.meditation.moderated
  Moderated disucssion of meditation. (Moderated)
• alt.meditation.quanyin
  The Quan Yin method of meditation.
• alt.meditation.shabda
  Spiritual Freedom Through Inner Sound & Light.
• alt.meditation.transcendental
  Contemplation of states beyond the teeth.
• alt.mega-ego.yonderboy
  Cruel irony, indeed.
• alt.memetics
  The evolution of ideas in societies.
• alt.mens-rights
  We hold these truths to be self-evident.
• alt.messianic
  Messianic traditions.
• alt.mexico
  The people of Central America's largest nation.
• alt.military.aas
  The Air Force's cadet honor society, Arnold Air.
• alt.military.cadet
  Preparing for the coming apocalypse.
• alt.military.police
  Discussions of military police matters.
• alt.mindcontrol
  Are you sure those thoughts are really your own?
• alt.mining.recreational
  Digging rock as a hobby.
• alt.misanthropy
  People who hate people.
• alt.misc
  Use misc.misc instead.
• alt.misc.forteana
  Charles Fort, his books, and general weird happenings.
• alt.missing-adults
  Locating missing adults.
• alt.missing-kids
  Locating missing children.
• alt.models
  Use rec.models.* instead.
• alt.motd
  The messages of the day.
• alt.motherjones
  Mother Jones magazine.
• alt.mothersuperior
  Not a sexual position.
• alt.motorcycle.sportbike
  Use rec.motorcycles.racing instead.
• alt.motorcycles.harley
  Use rec.motorcycles.harley instead.
• alt.motss.bisexua-l
  Use soc.bi instead.
• alt.mountain-bike
  Use rec.bicycles.off-road instead.
• alt.movies.branagh-thmpsn
  Films of Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson.
• alt.movies.chaplin
  Discussion of Charlie Chaplin's life and art.
• alt.movies.cinematography
  Use rec.arts.movies.production instead.
• alt.movies.hitchcock
  The films of Alfred Hitchcock.
• alt.movies.independent
  Films put out by independent producers.
• alt.movies.indian
  Films from India and the Indian subcontinent.
• alt.movies.joe-vs-volcano
  Fans discuss the movie Joe versus the Volcano.
• alt.movies.kubrick
  For the discussion of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
• alt.movies.monster
  Godzilla! The Wolfman! The Thing! Aiiieee!!
• alt.movies.scorsese
  Are you talking to me? You think I'm funny?
• alt.movies.silent
  Shhhhhhhhhhh!
• alt.movies.spielberg
  Films of blockbuster director Steven Spielberg.
• alt.movies.terry-gilliam
  Writer and director Terry Gilliam.
• alt.movies.tim-burton
  The brooding works of Tim Burton.
• alt.movies.visual-effects
  Discussion of visual f/x for movies and tv.
• alt.msdos.batch
  MS-DOS batch files.
• alt.msdos.programmer
  For the serious MS/DOS programmer (no forsale ads).
• alt.mud
  Use rec.games.mud instead.
• alt.mud.german
  No description.
• alt.mud.island
  The Island Multi-User Dungeon.
• alt.mud.programming
  Programming in text-based virtual reality environments.
• alt.muff
  Screw ups.
• alt.music.+live+
  +Live+, the band.
• alt.music.311
  100 short of information.
• alt.music.4-track
  People who need to get out more often.
• alt.music.4ad
  Artists on the 4AD music label.
• alt.music.a-cappella
  Use rec.music.a-cappella instead.
• alt.music.abba
  Swedish pop.
• alt.music.african
  African music.
• alt.music.alanis
  Discussion of Alanis Morissette.
• alt.music.alanis.morissette
  Use alt.music.alanis instead.
• alt.music.aliceinchains
  One of Seattle's finest.
• alt.music.alternative
  For groups having 2 or less Platinum-selling albums.
• alt.music.alternative.female
  Discussing alternative music by female artists.
• alt.music.america
  Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
• alt.music.amy-grant
  Discussion about Amy Grant and her music.
• alt.music.arabic
  Use rec.music.arabic instead.
• alt.music.army-of-lovers
  Discussion of those Sexual Revolutionists!
• alt.music.banana-truffle
  Bananananana Truffle.
• alt.music.band-director
  Band directors' forum.
• alt.music.barenaked-ladies
  Kraft Dinner at its finest.
• alt.music.beach-boys
  Use rec.music.artists.beach-boys instead.
• alt.music.beastie-boys
  The Beastie Boys.
• alt.music.beck
  Jeff Beck, I suspect.
• alt.music.bee-gees
  The soulful stylings of the Brothers Gibb.
• alt.music.beethoven
  Classical composer Ludwig von Beethoven.
• alt.music.bela-fleck
  Bela and the Flecktones.
• alt.music.big-band
  Sounds from the Big Band era.
• alt.music.billy-joel
  Discussion of Billy Brinkley, err Joel.
• alt.music.bjork
  For fans of Bjork and the late Sugarcubes.
• alt.music.black-metal
  Iron instruments.
• alt.music.black-sabbath
  The band Black Sabbath and their music.
• alt.music.blue-rodeo
  Discussing Blue Rodeo.
• alt.music.blueoystercult
  BOC -- Godzilla's gonna get ya.
• alt.music.blues-traveler
  For "All fellow travelers."
• alt.music.blur
  Fandom of the uniquely British group Blur.
• alt.music.bon-jovi
  For fans of Jon and the gang.
• alt.music.bootlegs
  People pirating music performances.
• alt.music.boyz-2-men
  The harmonizing tunes of Boyz II Men.
• alt.music.brian-eno
  Apparently too popular to warrant further description.
• alt.music.bruce-springsteen
  New Jersey's finest.
• alt.music.butholesurfers
  The Butthole Surfers.
• alt.music.byrds
  The music and fans of The Byrds.
• alt.music.canada
  Oh, Canada, eh?
• alt.music.carnival
  Soca, Calypso, and Steel Pan.
• alt.music.category-freak
  Lips that touch Def Leppard won't touch mine.
• alt.music.celine-dion
  The music & art of the international star Celine Dion.
• alt.music.chapel-hill
  You might think hymnals and chants, but you'd be wrong.
• alt.music.cheap-trick
  Discussion of the pop-rock band Cheap Trick.
• alt.music.chicago
  Discussion of the band Chicago.
• alt.music.clash
  Anything about the musical group The Clash.
• alt.music.complex-arrang
  To complex for _your_ simple mind.
• alt.music.counting-crows
  In my day, we used to count sheep.
• alt.music.cranberries
  No need to argue -- Irish pop group The Cranberries.
• alt.music.ct-dummies
  Discussion of the musical group Crash Test Dummies.
• alt.music.dance
  Music to dance to.
• alt.music.danzig
  Discussion of the works of Glenn Danzig. MOTHER!
• alt.music.dave-matthews
  The Dave Matthews Band.
• alt.music.dead-kennedys
  Art is not bound by the limits of tastefulness.
• alt.music.deep-purple
  Discussions about Deep Purple and related artists.
• alt.music.def-leppard
  Discussion about the rock group Def Leppard.
• alt.music.depeche-mode
  The works of Depeche Mode.
• alt.music.detox
  Getting off a bad habit.
• alt.music.dio
  For discussion about Ronnie James Dio.
• alt.music.disney
  Music produced by the Walt Disney Company.
• alt.music.dream-theater
  Is "progressive metal" an accepted label?
• alt.music.drivin-n-cryin
  Music, concert reviews, etc of Drivin n Cryin.
• alt.music.eagles
  Discussion of the Band.
• alt.music.ebm
  Electronic (or not?) Body Music.
• alt.music.ecto
  Happy Rhodes and other music by plasms.
• alt.music.elastica
  For fans of Justine and co.
• alt.music.elo
  The Electric Light Orchestra.
• alt.music.enigma-dcd-etc
  Enigma and similar bands.
• alt.music.enya
  Gaelic set to spacey music.
• alt.music.erasure
  Erasure's fan following.
• alt.music.faith-no-more
  Discussion of the musical group Faith No More.
• alt.music.fates-warning
  Fates Warning.
• alt.music.filk
  SF/fantasy related folk music.
• alt.music.fleetwood-mac
  Rock group Fleetwood Mac and its members.
• alt.music.foo-fighters
  No description.
• alt.music.france
  Melodies from the French.
• alt.music.gangsta.rap
  Capitalizing on "just telling it like it is."
• alt.music.genesis
  Genesis, in all their incarnations.
• alt.music.green-day
  The band Green Day.
• alt.music.guthrie
  Discussion of folksingers Arlo & Woody Guthrie.
• alt.music.gwar
  Gwarrrrr.
• alt.music.hardcore
  Could be porno set to music.
• alt.music.harmonica
  Lip music.
• alt.music.harry-chapin
  Taxi!
• alt.music.hawaiian
  The music of the Hawaiian islands.
• alt.music.house
  Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
• alt.music.iggy-pop
  Discussing Iggy Pop, his life and work.
• alt.music.independent
  Soloists without contracts with the major labels.
• alt.music.indigo-girls
  The musical duo Indigo Girls.
• alt.music.info-society
  The band InSoc, AKA Information Society.
• alt.music.inxs
  Get it? "In Excess". In the words of Nelson, "Ha ha."
• alt.music.j-s-bach
  Discussions about J.S. Bach (1685-1750).
• alt.music.james-taylor
  JT!
• alt.music.janes-addictn
  The music of Jane's Addiction and its members.
• alt.music.jesus-lizard
  That's a heck of lizard ya got there, mate.
• alt.music.jethro-tull
  Ironman sitting on a park bench.
• alt.music.jewish
  Music from the Jewish heritage.
• alt.music.jimi.hendrix
  'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
• alt.music.jon-spencer
  No description.
• alt.music.journalism
  Use alt.journalism.music instead.
• alt.music.joydivision
  Ask Barbie: math is hard!
• alt.music.karaoke
  Givin' it from the (usually drunken) heart.
• alt.music.kylie-minogue
  Music of Kylie Minogue.
• alt.music.led-zeppelin
  Discussion about Led Zeppelin and their music.
• alt.music.leonard-cohen
  The music of Leonard Cohen.
• alt.music.lightfoot
  Discussion about the music of Gordon Lightfoot.
• alt.music.live.the.band
  Talk about The Band.
• alt.music.lloyd-webber
  Life and music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
• alt.music.lor-mckennitt
  Discussion of Loreena McKennit.
• alt.music.lou-reed
  Lou Reed.
• alt.music.luis-miguel
  The art, the music and the life of Luis Miguel.
• alt.music.lyrics
  Discussion of song lyrics.
• alt.music.makers.dj
  About DJ's, their music, and lives.
• alt.music.makers.electronic
  The art of creating techno, ambient, etc.
• alt.music.makers.theremin
  No description.
• alt.music.makers.woodwind
  People who play woodwind instruments.
• alt.music.mariah.carey
  Able to break glasses with a single boundless high note.
• alt.music.marillion
  A progressive band. The Silmarillion is a book.
• alt.music.marilyn-manson
  You've been a good little boy!
• alt.music.mazzy-star
  No description.
• alt.music.meat-loaf
  The music of Meat Loaf.
• alt.music.mexican
  Mexican influenced music.
• alt.music.michael-jackson
  The enigmatic Michael Jackson.
• alt.music.midi
  Music from MIDI devices.
• alt.music.midiweb
  No description.
• alt.music.ministry
  Perhaps not the music you would expect.
• alt.music.misc
  Use rec.music.misc instead.
• alt.music.mlwttkk
  My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult.
• alt.music.moby
  No description.
• alt.music.modern-rock
  Discussion of current rock and pop music.
• alt.music.mods
  No description.
• alt.music.monkees
  Hey, hey, they were the Monkees.
• alt.music.moody-blues
  Still In Search of the Lost Chord.
• alt.music.morrissey
  Morrissey's career and music.
• alt.music.moxy-fruvous
  No description.
• alt.music.new-order
  The music of New Order and its members.
• alt.music.nils-lofgren
  Nils Lofgren's Music, concerts, CDs etc.
• alt.music.nin
  Nine Inch Nails.
• alt.music.nin.creative
  Works for Reznor's Nine Inch Nails.
• alt.music.nin.d
  Use alt.music.nin instead.
• alt.music.nirvana
  Generation X's Seattle leaders, leaderless.
• alt.music.oasis
  No description.
• alt.music.offspring
  No description.
• alt.music.orb
  For fans of the Ambient Techno music group "The Orb".
• alt.music.ozzy
  Blizzard of Osbourne.
• alt.music.pantera
  I'm broken.
• alt.music.pat-mccurdy
  Milwaukee's music at its finest.
• alt.music.pat-metheny
  Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group.
• alt.music.pat-metheny.moderated
  Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group. (Moderated)
• alt.music.paul-simon
  Discussion of Paul Simon's music.
• alt.music.paul-westerberg
  Discussion of Paul and the Replacements.
• alt.music.pearl-jam
  The music of the alternative rock band Pearl Jam.
• alt.music.pet-shop-boys
  The music of the Pet Shop Boys.
• alt.music.peter-gabriel
  So, it's the music of Peter Gabriel, sans frontier.
• alt.music.philip-glass
  The American composer Philip Glass.
• alt.music.pink-floyd
  Sold out shows everywhere.
• alt.music.planet-gong
  History and Mystery of the Planet Gong.
• alt.music.pogues
  The Pogues.
• alt.music.polkas
  Weird Al or not, polka is popular some folks.
• alt.music.pop-eat-itself
  Musical group Pop Will Eat Itself.
• alt.music.pop.will.eat.itself
  Use alt.music.pop-eat-itself instead.
• alt.music.prick
  No description.
• alt.music.primus
  Discussions related to the music group Primus.
• alt.music.prince
  So my Prince came. Make him go away.
• alt.music.producer
  Discussion about record production and A&R.
• alt.music.progressive
  Yes, Marillion, Asia, King Crimson, etc.
• alt.music.psychedelic
  All types of psychedelic music.
• alt.music.pulp
  Fandom of the British band Pulp.
• alt.music.queen
  The band Queen and related solo acts.
• alt.music.ramones
  For discussion of the kings of puck rock.
• alt.music.replacements
  Jesus rides beside us.
• alt.music.rockabilly
  Rockabilly.
• alt.music.roger-waters
  To Pink or Not to Pink.
• alt.music.rush
  For Rushheads.
• alt.music.s-mclachlan
  A Touch of Solace in Ecstasy.
• alt.music.saxophone
  Making the music and/or listening to it.
• alt.music.seal
  Aquatic creatures playing cymbals and the horn stand.
• alt.music.shamen
  No description.
• alt.music.shonen-knife
  No description.
• alt.music.ska
  Discussions of ska ( skank ) music, bands, and suchlike.
• alt.music.smash-pumpkins
  The Smashing Pumpkins.
• alt.music.smiths
  Discussion about the Smiths, and related solo projects.
• alt.music.sondheim
  Life and music of Stephen Sondheim.
• alt.music.sonic-youth
  Loud enough to make you deaf.
• alt.music.sophie-hawkins
  News & Discussions on Sophie B. Hawkins.
• alt.music.soul
  Discussion of sweet soul music.
• alt.music.soundgarden
  The band Soundgarden.
• alt.music.squeeze
  Discussion of the Brit-pop combo Squeeze.
• alt.music.steely-dan
  Discussing the band Steely Dan.
• alt.music.stone-roses
  No description.
• alt.music.stone-temple
  The band Stone Temple Pilots.
• alt.music.suede
  No description.
• alt.music.supergrass
  Oxford's finest.
• alt.music.swedish-pop
  ABBA and beyond.
• alt.music.sylvian
  David "Japan" Sylvian and friends.
• alt.music.synth.roland.u20
  The Roland U20 synthesizer.
• alt.music.synthpop
  Depeche Mode, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, and much more!
• alt.music.tape-culture
  The real alternative music scene.
• alt.music.techno
  Bring on the bass!
• alt.music.texas
  Janis Joplin to ZZ Top, Willie Nelson to Pantera.
• alt.music.the-band
  The music and fans of The Band.
• alt.music.the-doors
  A rider on the storm no more.
• alt.music.the.police
  If you play it too loud, they bust your party.
• alt.music.thecure
  The band The Cure.
• alt.music.tlc
  No description.
• alt.music.tmbg
  They Might Be Giants.
• alt.music.todd-rundgren
  Todd Rundgren music fandom.
• alt.music.tom-waits
  Discussion of works of artist Tom Waits.
• alt.music.tool
  Tool is so... out there, man.
• alt.music.tragically-hip
  The rock band The Tragically Hip.
• alt.music.type-o-negative
  A group for fans of the band type-o-negative.
• alt.music.u2
  Another group for the band U2. See also alt.fan.u2.
• alt.music.uk
  Music from the British Isles.
• alt.music.underworld
  No description.
• alt.music.van-halen
  For discussion of topics related to Van Halen.
• alt.music.video-games
  Music that appears in video games.
• alt.music.ween
  Marble Tulip Juicy Tree.
• alt.music.weird-al
  Parodies-R-Us.
• alt.music.who
  Enduring megagroup.
• alt.music.world
  Music from around the world (no "pop" or "rock").
• alt.music.wu-tang-clan
  No description.
• alt.music.yanni.aural-enema
  Interesting imagery.
• alt.music.yes
  The progressive band Yes.
• alt.music.yngwie
  No description.
• alt.music.zevon
  Warren Zevon's music.
• alt.my.head.hurts
  So don't do that.
• alt.mythology
  Zeus rules.
• alt.mythology.mythic-animals
  Creatures of myth, fantasy, and imagination.
• alt.native
  People indigenous to an area before modern colonisation.
• alt.necromicon
  Big time death wish.
• alt.necronomicon
  Use alt.necromicon instead.
• alt.neo-tech
  Books and ideas from Neo-Tech Publishing Company.
• alt.net.and.modem.games
  Interactive networked games.
• alt.net.scandal
  Outrageous happenings on the net.
• alt.netcom.sucks
  Work out your troubles with support@netcom.com.
• alt.new-england
  The USA's north eastern region.
• alt.newbie
  The altnet housewarming committee.
• alt.newbies
  Housewarming for a group.
• alt.newgroup.for.fun.fun.fun
  Yes, we delight in your games.
• alt.news-media
  Don't believe the hype.
• alt.news.macedonia
  News concerning Macedonia in the Balkan Region.
• alt.news.microsoft
  Gate's megacorp in the news.
• alt.niteclub.alternative
  Alternative music nightclubs.
• alt.niteclub.commercial
  Commercially owned nightclubs.
• alt.nocem.misc
  Discussion about the NoCeM project.
• alt.nocem.test
  Testing/development of the NoCeM project.
• alt.noise
  Ow, quit it.
• alt.non.sequitur
  Richard Nixon.
• alt.nosebeeping
  Test newgroup goes wild in slapstick spoof.
• alt.npractitioners
  Nurse practitioners.
• alt.nuke.the.USA
  Last one out is a radioactive egg.
• alt.nuke.the.usa
  Like alt.nuke.the.USA, only different.
• alt.obituaries
  Notices of dead folks.
• alt.office.management
  Office management issues.
• alt.online-service
  Large commercial online services, and the Internet.
• alt.online-service.america-online
  Or should that be "America Offline?"
• alt.online-service.compuserve
  Discussions and questions about Compuserve.
• alt.online-service.delphi
  Run! It's the Delphoids!
• alt.online-service.freenet
  Public FreeNet systems.
• alt.online-service.genie
  Discussions and questions about GEnie.
• alt.online-service.gnn
  The Global Network Navigator.
• alt.online-service.imagination
  Discussion of The Imagination Network.
• alt.online-service.interramp
  For discussions about the ISP InterRamp.
• alt.online-service.microsoft
  MSN (Microsoft Network) online service.
• alt.online-service.prodigy
  The Sears Prodigy system.
• alt.online-service.well
  Talk about The Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link @well.com.
• alt.org.audubon
  Regarding the Audubon Society.
• alt.org.beta-sigma-phi
  The womens' organization Beta Sigma Phi.
• alt.org.earth-first
  Discussion of the Earth First! society.
• alt.org.food-not-bombs
  The Food Not Bombs homeless aid organization.
• alt.org.h-h-harriers
  Running + drinking w/the Hash House Harriers.
• alt.org.jaycees
  Junior Chamber of Commerce.
• alt.org.odyssey-mind
  Nee Olympics of the Mind.
• alt.org.promisekeepers
  The Christian Organization PromiseKeepers.
• alt.org.royal-rangers
  A ministry for boys.
• alt.org.sierra-club
  Regarding the Sierra Club.
• alt.org.starfleet
  The "Starfleet" Star Trek fan organization.
• alt.org.team-os2
  for the discussion of topics relevant to Team OS/2.
• alt.org.toastmasters
  Public speaking and Toastmasters International.
• alt.os.linux
  Use comp.os.linux.* instead.
• alt.os.linux.caldera
  The Caldera Network Desktop.
• alt.os.multics
  30 years old and going strong.
• alt.os.windows95.crash.crash.crash
  Early test runs have not impressed.
• alt.out-of-body
  Out of Body Experiences.
• alt.pagan
  Discussions about paganism & religion.
• alt.pagan.magick
  Pagan magick and ritual discussion.
• alt.pantyhose
  Stockings are sexier.
• alt.parallel.universes
  Perpendicular universes hurt more.
• alt.paranet.abduct
  "They replaced Jim-Bob with a look-alike!"
• alt.paranet.metaphysics
  Philosphical ontology, cosmology and cosmetology.
• alt.paranet.paranormal
  "If it exists, how can supernatural be beyond natural?"
• alt.paranet.psi
  "How much pressure can you generate with your brain?"
• alt.paranet.science
  "Maybe if we dissect the psychic ..."
• alt.paranet.skeptic
  "I don't believe they turned you into a newt."
• alt.paranet.ufo
  "Heck, I guess naming it ``UFO'' identifies it."
• alt.paranormal
  Phenomena which are not scientifically explicable.
• alt.paranormal.channeling
  Spiritual mediumship, channeling and channelers.
• alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic
  And Rolaids.spells.relief.
• alt.parenting.solutions
  Use misc.kids.* instead.
• alt.parenting.spanking
  Discussion about punishment methods for children.
• alt.parenting.twins-triplets
  The issues of raising twins & other multiples.
• alt.parents-teens
  Parent-teenager relationships.
• alt.party
  Parties, celebration and general debauchery.
• alt.pave.the.earth
  Damn the environmentalists, full speed ahead!
• alt.peace-corps
  The works of the Peace Corps.
• alt.peace.corps
  Use alt.peace-corps instead.
• alt.peeves
  Discussion of peeves & related.
• alt.penguin-fetish.recovery
  This one's for you, Alun.
• alt.periphs.pcmcia
  Credit card sized plug in peripherals (PCMCIA, JEDIA).
• alt.personals
  Do you really want to meet someone this way?
• alt.personals.ads
  Geek seeks Dweeb. Object: low-level interfacing.
• alt.personals.aliens
  Looking for out-of-this-world love.
• alt.personals.bi
  Personals by or seeking bisexuals.
• alt.personals.big-folks
  Romance for large people.
• alt.personals.bondage
  Are you tied up this evening?
• alt.personals.fags
  Use alt.personals.motss instead.
• alt.personals.fat
  Romance for fat people.
• alt.personals.fetish
  Romance for object-oriented people.
• alt.personals.herpes
  Contacting people with herpes.
• alt.personals.intercultural
  Sometimes the twain can meet.
• alt.personals.intergen
  Where the old meet the young.
• alt.personals.jewish
  Advertising for romance with Jewish people.
• alt.personals.misc
  Dweeb seeks Geek. Object: low-level interfacing.
• alt.personals.motss
  Romance for gay people.
• alt.personals.newsgroup-creators.wanted
  ISO discretionless newsgroup creators.
• alt.personals.poly
  Hi there, do you multiprocess?
• alt.personals.psychedelic
  Looking for other drug users.
• alt.personals.spanking
  Oedipus gives this group a thumbs up.
• alt.personals.spanking.punishment
  In search of bad butt burn.
• alt.personals.spanking.the.monkey
  Personal ads of masturbators.
• alt.personals.tall
  Romance for tall people.
• alt.personals.teen
  Teen personal ads and e-mail-me ads.
• alt.personals.transgendered
  People seeking TV/TS friends.
• alt.pets.chia
  Makes a wonderful male pattern baldness coverup, too.
• alt.pets.ferrets
  Ferrets and the people who love them.
• alt.pets.hamsters
  Make that wheel go 'round.
• alt.pets.rabbits
  Coneys abound. See also alt.fan.john-palmer.
• alt.ph.uk
  United Kingdom version of alt.2600.
• alt.philosophy.debate
  Back to basics.
• alt.philosophy.jarf
  The Jarf philosphy/metaphysics/religion/culture.
• alt.philosophy.karen-mercedes
  Someone thinks Michael Crawford must die.
• alt.philosophy.no-dogs
  Items in TV show "No Dogs or Philosophers Allowed".
• alt.philosophy.objectivism
  A product of the Ayn Rand corporation.
• alt.philosophy.taoism
  All aspects of Taoism.
• alt.philosophy.zen
  Meditating on how the alt.* namespace works.
• alt.phreaking
  All about stealing phone service.
• alt.pinecone
  The heart of camp arts & crafts.
• alt.pissed.federal.employees
  US Government budgetary train wreck.
• alt.planning.transportation
  Transportation planning issues and techniques.
• alt.planning.urban
  Urban development.
• alt.politics.black.helicopters
  See also misc.activism.militia.
• alt.politics.british
  Politics and a real Queen, too.
• alt.politics.bush
  The politics of shrubbery.
• alt.politics.clinton
  President Bill Clinton.
• alt.politics.correct
  A Neil Bush fan club.
• alt.politics.corruption.mena
  No description.
• alt.politics.datahighway
  Electronic interstate infrastructure.
• alt.politics.democrats.d
  U.S. Democratic party.
• alt.politics.ec
  The European economic community.
• alt.politics.economics
  War == Poverty, & other discussions.
• alt.politics.elections
  All about the process of electing leaders.
• alt.politics.equality
  An oxymoron.
• alt.politics.europe.misc
  The general political situation in Europe.
• alt.politics.greens
  Green party politics & activities worldwide.
• alt.politics.homosexuality
  As the name implies.
• alt.politics.immigration
  All issues related to immigration.
• alt.politics.italy
  Political happenings in Italy.
• alt.politics.korea
  A forum for Korean politics. (Moderated)
• alt.politics.libertarian
  The libertarian ideology.
• alt.politics.media
  How the mass media is involved in shaping politics.
• alt.politics.meijer
  One stop shopping and the politics thereof.
• alt.politics.nationalism.black
  About an individual nation just for blacks.
• alt.politics.nationalism.white
  About White Supremacy.
• alt.politics.org.batf
  Politics of the U.S. firearms (etc.) regulation agency.
• alt.politics.org.cia
  The United States Centrial Intelligence Agency.
• alt.politics.org.fbi
  The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation.
• alt.politics.org.misc
  Political organizations.
• alt.politics.org.nsa
  The ultrasecret security arm of the US government.
• alt.politics.org.un
  Politics at the "United" Nations.
• alt.politics.perot
  Discussion of the non-candidate.
• alt.politics.radical-left
  Who remains after the radicals left?
• alt.politics.reform
  Political reform.
• alt.politics.scorched-earth
  An environmentally oriented group.
• alt.politics.sex
  Not a good idea to mix them, sez Marilyn & Profumo.
• alt.politics.socialism.mao
  Maoist thought in theory and practice.
• alt.politics.socialism.trotsky
  Trotskyite socialism discussions.
• alt.politics.usa.congress
  Discussions relating to U.S. House and Senate.
• alt.politics.usa.constitution
  U.S. Constitutional politics.
• alt.politics.usa.misc
  Miscellaneous USA politics.
• alt.politics.usa.newt-gingrich
  Discussion of House Speaker Gingrich.
• alt.politics.usa.republican
  Discussions of the USA Republican Party.
• alt.politics.vietnamese
  Governing in Viet Nam.
• alt.politics.white-power
  People who believe in White Supremacy.
• alt.politics.youth
  Discussions about youth politics.
• alt.polyamory
  For those with multiple loves.
• alt.postmodern
  Postmodernism, semiotics, deconstruction, and the like.
• alt.president.clinton
  Will the CIA undermine his efforts?
• alt.prisons
  Can I get an alt.* feed in the slammer?.
• alt.privacy
  Privacy issues in cyberspace.
• alt.privacy.anon-server
  Issues surrounding programs that aid anonymity.
• alt.privacy.clipper
  The USA administration's Clipper encryption plan.
• alt.private.investigator
  Digging up the dirt.
• alt.projectmng
  Project management.
• alt.prophecies.nostradamus
  Mystic verse.
• alt.prose
  Use rec.arts.prose instead.
• alt.prose.sharewords
  No description.
• alt.psst.hoy
  Psst, buddy. Wanna buy a hoy?
• alt.psychoactives
  Better living through chemistry.
• alt.psychology
  Use sci.psychology.misc instead.
• alt.psychology.help
  An alt.support group away from home.
• alt.psychology.jung
  Discussion of works & theories of Carl Jung.
• alt.psychology.mistake-theory
  Research and discussion about mistakes.
• alt.psychology.nlp
  Neuro-linguistic programming.
• alt.psychology.personality
  Personality taxonomy, such as Myers-Briggs.
• alt.psychology.synchronicity
  Interdisciplinary discussion of synchronicity.
• alt.psychology.transpersonal
  Transpersonal psychology.
• alt.psychotic.roommates
  Single white female seeks roommate.
• alt.pub-ban.homolka
  About the publication ban on the Karla Homolka trial.
• alt.pub.cafe-bob
  Coffeehouse of the USENET Subplot.
• alt.pub.coffeehouse.amethyst
  Realistic place to meet and chat with friends.
• alt.pub.dragons-inn
  Fantasy virtual reality pub similar to alt.callahans.
• alt.pub.havens-rest
  Fantasy virtual reality pub similar to alt.callahans.
• alt.pub.kacees
  Your cyberspace friendly bar...come on in!
• alt.publish.newspaper
  The newspaper publishing business.
• alt.pud
  "Discussion of the TFiLE PuD!@#@#!@$!" Whatever.
• alt.pulp
  Paperback fiction, newsprint production, orange juice.
• alt.punk
  Punk rock and its surrounding culture.
• alt.punk.europe
  The punk rock scene in Europe.
• alt.punk.straight-edge
  Not shaving eyebrows, but the sXe movement.
• alt.pyrotechnics
  Use rec.pyrotechnics instead.
• alt.ql.creative
  Quantum Leap fiction for the typographically challenged.
• alt.quotations
  Quotations, quips, .sig lines, witticisms, et al.
• alt.radio.college
  Use rec.radio.noncomm instead.
• alt.radio.digital
  Digital radio signals.
• alt.radio.networks.cbc
  Radio programming by the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
• alt.radio.networks.npr
  U.S. National Public Radio: shows, stories, hosts, etc.
• alt.radio.online-tonight
  OnLine Tonight radio show discussion.
• alt.radio.paul-harvey
  Radio storyman Paul Harvey.
• alt.radio.pirate
  Hide the gear, here comes the magic station-wagons.
• alt.radio.scanner
  Use rec.radio.scanner instead.
• alt.radio.scanner.uk
  Use uk.radio.amateur instead.
• alt.radio.talk
  Radio talk and call-in shows.
• alt.radio.uk
  Radio in the United Kingdom.
• alt.radio.uk.talk-radio
  Talk radio (call-in) programmes in the British Isles.
• alt.radio.whadya-know
  Fans of Wha'Dya Know with Michael Feldman.
• alt.railroad
  Use misc.transport.rail.misc instead.
• alt.random.noise
  Bitstream Underground's Random Noise.
• alt.rap
  Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
• alt.rap-gdead
  Fans of The Grateful Dead and Rap. Really.
• alt.rap.sucks
  The anti-rap crowd sounds off.
• alt.rave
  Techno-culture: music, dancing, drugs, dancing, etc.
• alt.real-estate-agents
  Realty heads.
• alt.realtor.relocation
  Realtors helping with long moves.
• alt.rec.camping
  Use rec.backcountry instead.
• alt.rec.spot
  The Spot, the Cool Site of the Year on the Web.
• alt.recipes.hawaii
  Use rec.food.recipes instead.
• alt.recovery
  For people in recovery programs (e.g., AA, ACA, GA).
• alt.recovery.aa
  Recovery and Alcoholics Anonymous.
• alt.recovery.addiction.sexual
  Recovering sex addicts.
• alt.recovery.adult-children
  For adults from dysfunctional families.
• alt.recovery.catholicism
  Getting over a Roman Catholic upbringing.
• alt.recovery.codependency
  Mutually destructive relationships.
• alt.recovery.compulsive-eat
  Food is an addictive drug.
• alt.recovery.na
  Recovery and Narcotics Anonymous.
• alt.recovery.religion
  The twelve steps from the Ten Commandments.
• alt.recovery.sexual-addiction
  Getting over being addicted to sex.
• alt.red.solocup
  No description.
• alt.religion.all-worlds
  Grokking the Church of All Worlds from Heinlein's book.
• alt.religion.amiga
  Rumours of Commodore's death are greatly exaggerated.
• alt.religion.amos
  No description.
• alt.religion.angels
  Belief in angels.
• alt.religion.asatru
  No description.
• alt.religion.barfing-yak
  You should see baptisms.
• alt.religion.broadcast
  It's legal but not necessarily proper.
• alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren
  Nichiren believers unite.
• alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren.shoshu.news
  News of the Shoshu.
• alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan
  The teachings of Buddha as studied in Tibet.
• alt.religion.christian
  Unmoderated forum for discussing Christianity.
• alt.religion.christian.20-something
  Discussion for the Twentysomething.
• alt.religion.christian.anabaptist.brethren
  No description.
• alt.religion.christian.boston-church
  The international Church of Christ.
• alt.religion.christian.calvary-chapel
  No description.
• alt.religion.christian.last-days
  In anticipation of Christ's 2nd coming.
• alt.religion.computers
  Tiresome technical tirades.
• alt.religion.course-miracle
  A Course in Miracles (ACIM).
• alt.religion.druid
  Druids and their ideas, practices, and beliefs.
• alt.religion.eckankar
  Eckankar, the religion of the Light and Sound of God.
• alt.religion.emacs
  Emacs. Umacs. We all macs.
• alt.religion.gnostic
  Unmoderated group like soc.religion.gnostic.
• alt.religion.islam
  Unmoderated group like soc.religion.islam.
• alt.religion.jenney-choi
  Why can't she spell her name normally?
• alt.religion.kibology
  He's Fred, Jim.
• alt.religion.kibology.orthodox
  No neus is good neus.
• alt.religion.louis-nick
  Worship in the Church of Lou.
• alt.religion.monica
  Discussion about net-venus Monica and her works.
• alt.religion.mormon
  Mormon religion.
• alt.religion.mormon.fellowship
  More Mormon religion.
• alt.religion.rabbet
  The Rabbet sect.
• alt.religion.roshambo
  I'm going rock.
• alt.religion.roy-masters
  Group for radio evangelist & guru Roy Masters.
• alt.religion.scientology
  L. Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology.
• alt.religion.scientology.squick.squick.squick
  The sacred Three Squick.
• alt.religion.secular.atavism
  Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny!
• alt.religion.sexuality
  The politics of sexuality and religion.
• alt.religion.shamanism
  Use soc.religion.shamanism instead.
• alt.religion.spangles
  Discussion and comments on Spanglism.
• alt.religion.subgenius
  Use alt.slack instead.
• alt.religion.unification
  Discussion of Unificationism.
• alt.religion.universal-life
  Universal Life Church.
• alt.religion.urantia-book
  Discussions about the Urantia Book.
• alt.religion.vaisnava
  Discussion of the Vaisnava spiritual tradition.
• alt.religion.wicca
  No description.
• alt.religion.zoroastrianism
  Zoraster's/Zarathustra's religion, mazdaism.
• alt.religon.beavis-n-butthead
  Worshipping two teen morons.
• alt.relocate
  Setting up a new home in a far away place.
• alt.restaurants
  Use rec.food.restaurants instead.
• alt.revenge
  Two wrongs trying to make a right.
• alt.revisionism
  "It CAN'T be that way 'cause here's the FACTS".
• alt.revolution.american.second
  Jeffersonian dreams.
• alt.revolution.cnog
  No description.
• alt.revolution.counter
  Discussions of counter-revolutionary issues.
• alt.rhode_island
  A little state with apparently world wide interest.
• alt.rmgroup
  For the people who like to rmgroup/newgroup things.
• alt.rock-n-roll
  Counterpart to alt.sex and alt.drugs.
• alt.rock-n-roll.acdc
  Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
• alt.rock-n-roll.aerosmith
  Lead singer looks like an ugly lady.
• alt.rock-n-roll.classic
  Classic rock, both the music and its marketing.
• alt.rock-n-roll.hard
  Music where stance is everything.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal
  For the headbangers on the net.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.black
  No description.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.death
  "Death metal" and newgroup overkill.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr
  "Axl Rose" is an anagram for "Oral Sex".
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.groove
  Groove-oriented stoner metal.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
  Non-sissyboy metal bands.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.ironmaiden
  Sonic torture methods.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.megadeth
  The band Megadeth.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica
  Sort of like Formica with more hair.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.motley-crue
  The music of Motley Crue.
• alt.rock-n-roll.metal.progressive
  Slayer teams up with Tom Cora.
• alt.rock-n-roll.oldies
  Discussion of rock and roll music from 1950-1970.
• alt.rock-n-roll.stones
  Gathering plenty of moss by now.
• alt.rodney-king
  Riot catalyst.
• alt.rodney.dangerfield
  Still not getting any respect.
• alt.romance
  Discussion about the romantic side of love.
• alt.romance.chat
  Chit chat about romance, often silly.
• alt.romance.mature-adult
  Discussions and personals for mature adults.
• alt.romance.online
  Love over the wire - does it work?
• alt.romance.teen
  Talk about teen love and infatuations.
• alt.romance.unhappy
  alt.angst on the run.
• alt.rush-limbaugh
  Fans of the conservative activist radio announcer.
• alt.russia.sun
  Discussions about Sun hard- and software usage in the ex-USSR.
• alt.rv
  Rotten varmints or recreational vehicles, you decide.
• alt.sailing.asa
  The American Sailing Association.
• alt.satanism
  Not such a bad dude once you get to know him.
• alt.satellite.tv.crypt
  Satellite signal de-cryption techniques.
• alt.satellite.tv.europe
  All about European satellite tv.
• alt.save.the.earth
  Environmentalist causes.
• alt.sb.programmer
  Programming the Sound Blaster PC sound card.
• alt.sca
  Use rec.org.sca instead.
• alt.schmuck.follower.dead.bad.sci-fi.writer
  No description.
• alt.school.homework-help
  Looking for assistance with schoolwork.
• alt.schools.polytechnic.in.pasadena
  More school madness.
• alt.sci.joe-bay
  The "b" stands for "bargain!"
• alt.sci.mbe
  No description.
• alt.sci.physics.acoustics
  The soundness of the science of sound.
• alt.sci.physics.new-theories
  Scientific theories you won't find in journals.
• alt.sci.planetary
  Studies in planetary science.
• alt.sci.sociology
  People are really interesting when you watch them.
• alt.sci.tech.indonesian
  Science and technology in Indonesia.
• alt.sci.time-travel
  Theory of time travel.
• alt.scooter
  Motor scooters, like Vespas, Lambrettas, etc.
• alt.scooter.classic
  Classic motor scooters, like Vespas, Lambrettas, etc.
• alt.scottish.clans
  Discussions about Scottish Clans.
• alt.security
  Security issues on computer systems.
• alt.security.index
  Pointers to good stuff in alt.security. (Moderated)
• alt.security.pgp
  The Pretty Good Privacy package.
• alt.seduction.fast
  The story of television.
• alt.sega.genesis
  Another addiction.
• alt.self-esteem
  Discussing self-esteem improvement and help.
• alt.self-improve
  Self-improvement in less than 14 characters.
• alt.selfpity
  Because we need it!
• alt.sewing
  A group that is not as it seams.
• alt.sex
  Postings of a prurient nature.
• alt.sex.advocacy
  Debating the pros and cons of sex.
• alt.sex.aliens
  How to make the most of your UFO abduction.
• alt.sex.alt.syntax.tactical
  No description.
• alt.sex.aluminum.baseball.bat
  Ouch.
• alt.sex.anal
  Sexual acts involving the anus.
• alt.sex.animals
  Possibly animal husbandry, but I doubt it.
• alt.sex.asphyx
  People who enjoy suffocation.
• alt.sex.balls
  Ben-wa, beach, tea, soccer, Lucille... testicles too.
• alt.sex.bears
  Hairy homosexual men.
• alt.sex.beer-bottle
  For phallic fantasies.
• alt.sex.bestiality
  Happiness is a warm puppy.
• alt.sex.bestiality.barney
  For people with big, purple newt fetishes.
• alt.sex.bestiality.pictures
  Pictures of bestial acts.
• alt.sex.biblical
  NEWS FLASH: ancient people did it mostly the same way.
• alt.sex.bondage
  Tie me, whip me, make me read the net!
• alt.sex.bondage.female-admins-nntp
  Interesing fantasy life.
• alt.sex.bondage.furtoonia
  A new marketplace competitor for Fruitopia.
• alt.sex.bondage.particle.physics
  Whatever spins your electrons.
• alt.sex.bondage.sco.unix
  For frustrated SCO users.
• alt.sex.boredom
  Excuse me while I turn the page.
• alt.sex.boys
  Discussing attraction to boy children.
• alt.sex.breast
  Discussions about female breasts -- big and small.
• alt.sex.breathless
  See alt.sex.asphyx.
• alt.sex.brothels
  All about cathouses.
• alt.sex.carasso
  Where Carasso's SO is himself.
• alt.sex.cd-rom
  I dunno, that's a pretty small hole in the middle.
• alt.sex.children
  Discussing attraction to children.
• alt.sex.cthulhu
  It's amazing what tentacles can do.
• alt.sex.cu-seeme
  Phone sex with a real time Internet visual aid.
• alt.sex.doom.with-sound
  Ask grisha@athena.mit.edu what this is about.
• alt.sex.dylan
  No description.
• alt.sex.enemas
  Cleansing the bowels as an erotic act.
• alt.sex.erotica.market.place
  Use alt.sex.erotica.marketplace.
• alt.sex.erotica.marketplace
  The business of sex.
• alt.sex.escorts.ads
  Looking for personal escorts.
• alt.sex.escorts.ads.d
  Discussion of personal escort advertisements.
• alt.sex.exhibitionism
  So you want to be a star.
• alt.sex.extraterrestrial
  For out of this world pleasure.
• alt.sex.extropians
  No descriptipn.
• alt.sex.fat
  Rollin' with the rolly polly.
• alt.sex.femdom
  Discussions about female dominant relationships.
• alt.sex.fencing
  Sword play or containment systems, take your pick.
• alt.sex.fetish.amputee
  Sexual attraction to missing body parts.
• alt.sex.fetish.boyfeet
  Worshipping the feet of male children.
• alt.sex.fetish.cost.benefit.analysis
  Sex for the bean counters.
• alt.sex.fetish.cost.benifit.analysis
  Sex for bean counters who can't spell.
• alt.sex.fetish.diapers
  They're dry and secure all day, too.
• alt.sex.fetish.drew-barrymore
  Keen on ET's star child, all grown up.
• alt.sex.fetish.drmellow
  No description.
• alt.sex.fetish.fa
  Rollin' with the rolly polly.
• alt.sex.fetish.fashion
  Rubber, leather, chains, and other fetish clothing.
• alt.sex.fetish.feet
  Kiss them. Now.
• alt.sex.fetish.giants
  Arousal caused by very big people.
• alt.sex.fetish.hair
  Hair, hair, everywhere. Palms even.
• alt.sex.fetish.jello
  Sticky and almost fluid ... hmm.
• alt.sex.fetish.kitty.litter
  At least you don't have that smell afterward.
• alt.sex.fetish.motorcycles
  Motorcycles as sex objects.
• alt.sex.fetish.orientals
  The mysteries of Asia are a potent lure.
• alt.sex.fetish.panties
  People stimulated by panties.
• alt.sex.fetish.peterds.momma
  Peter D's momma sure is something.
• alt.sex.fetish.power-rangers.kimberly.tight-spandex
  Need we say more?
• alt.sex.fetish.robots
  This is for you robot types.
• alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon
  Sexy Serena and friends.
• alt.sex.fetish.scat
  People excited by excrement.
• alt.sex.fetish.size
  For discussion & posting of fantasies related to size.
• alt.sex.fetish.sleepy
  Like necrophilia without being quite so macabre.
• alt.sex.fetish.smoking
  Discussion of smoking as a sexual fetish.
• alt.sex.fetish.sportswear
  For those with a fetish about sports clothes.
• alt.sex.fetish.startrek
  Illogical yet fascinating Star Trek lust.
• alt.sex.fetish.the-bob
  The BOB(c) fetishes; The BOB(c) in drag.
• alt.sex.fetish.tickling
  Laughter is the best foreplay.
• alt.sex.fetish.tinygirls
  The potent powers of the petite.
• alt.sex.fetish.trent-reznor
  Trent "NIN" Reznor's screaming slaves.
• alt.sex.fetish.waifs
  Arousal by young, underweight people.
• alt.sex.fetish.watersports
  They don't mean hottub polo.
• alt.sex.fetish.wet-and-messy
  Sploshing, food, mud and other messy fetishes.
• alt.sex.fetish.white-mommas
  People who dig covering a women with White-Out.
• alt.sex.fetish.wrestling
  Rough-housing for sexual kicks.
• alt.sex.fetishes.sleepy
  Use alt.sex.fetish.sleepy instead.
• alt.sex.first-time
  What was your first time like?
• alt.sex.fish
  Always wet.
• alt.sex.furry
  Peaches, crew cuts, tennis balls, whatever.
• alt.sex.gangbang
  Tonight's movie: 20000 convicts in the hood & a woman.
• alt.sex.girl.watchers
  Use alt.sex.voyeurism instead.
• alt.sex.girls
  Discussing sexual attraction to girl children.
• alt.sex.guns
  Fuel for the pornography-incites-violence debate.
• alt.sex.hello-kitty
  Why are there so few, hot, exhibitionist, S&M pussies?
• alt.sex.homosexual
  Homosexual relations.
• alt.sex.incest
  Discussing the issues of intra-family sexual relations.
• alt.sex.intergen
  Robbing the cradle and the grave.
• alt.sex.jp
  Discussion on sex with people with the initials J.P.
• alt.sex.leri
  No description.
• alt.sex.magazines
  Discussions of magazines with sticky pages.
• alt.sex.marsha-clark
  Passion for the prosecutor.
• alt.sex.masterbation
  Self-satisfaction for people who can't spell.
• alt.sex.masturbation
  Where one's SO is oneself.
• alt.sex.masturbation.pictures.female.teen
  Probably illegal traffic.
• alt.sex.modem-kamikaze
  No description.
• alt.sex.motss
  Jesse Helms would not subscribe to this group.
• alt.sex.movies
  Discussing the ins and outs of certain movies.
• alt.sex.mud.sojourn-diku
  No description.
• alt.sex.nasal-hair
  Get the trimmers, that stuff is gross.
• alt.sex.necrophilia
  Dead people as stimulus.
• alt.sex.nudels.me.too
  No description.
• alt.sex.oral
  Not involving sound. Void where prohibited by law.
• alt.sex.orgy
  Discussion of orgies and group sex.
• alt.sex.parper
  For all your parpering needs, kind sir.
• alt.sex.patitas-al-hombro
  No description.
• alt.sex.pedophilia
  Discussing the issues around attraction to children.
• alt.sex.pedophilia.boys
  The issues around attraction to boy children.
• alt.sex.pedophilia.girls
  The issues around attraction to girl children.
• alt.sex.pedophilia.pictures
  Almost certainly illegal traffic.
• alt.sex.pedophilia.swaps
  Almost certainly illegal traffic.
• alt.sex.phone
  Sex on the line.
• alt.sex.pictures
  Gigabytes of copyright violations.
• alt.sex.pictures.female
  Copyright violations featuring mostly females.
• alt.sex.pictures.male
  Copyright violations featuring mostly males.
• alt.sex.playtime@ripco.com
  No description.
• alt.sex.plushies
  Plush Sex: Strategically Placed Holes.
• alt.sex.pre-teens
  Discussing the sexuality of pre-teen people.
• alt.sex.prevost-derbecker
  No description.
• alt.sex.prom
  The precursor to many a deflowering.
• alt.sex.prostitution
  The oldest profession.
• alt.sex.reptiles
  Possibly sex between reptiles, but probably with them.
• alt.sex.safe
  For the discussion and encouragement of safe sex.
• alt.sex.senator-exon
  Exon does the nasty. We have proof!
• alt.sex.services
  The oldest profession.
• alt.sex.sgml
  Markup languages as a sexual tool.
• alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa.moo
  What's this? Bleats me!
• alt.sex.skydiving.bondage
  Agh, I can't reach the rip cord!
• alt.sex.sounds
  Noises from the heat of passion.
• alt.sex.spam
  Roll your own joke for this one.
• alt.sex.spanking
  Bondage for beginners.
• alt.sex.stories
  For those who need it *NOW*.
• alt.sex.stories.d
  For those who talk about needing it *NOW*.
• alt.sex.stories.gay
  Erotic tales involving homosexuals.
• alt.sex.stories.hetero
  Stories featuring heterosexual sex.
• alt.sex.stories.incest
  Stories about intrafamily sex.
• alt.sex.stories.moderated
  Stories with sexual content. (Moderated)
• alt.sex.stories.tg
  No description.
• alt.sex.strip-clubs
  Discussion of strip clubs, exotic dancers, etc.
• alt.sex.super-size
  Sex talk for very large people and their admirers.
• alt.sex.swingers
  The promiscuous crowd.
• alt.sex.tasteless
  Insipid sex.
• alt.sex.teddy-ruxpin
  No description.
• alt.sex.teens
  The sexuality of teenagers.
• alt.sex.telephone
  Discussion of phone sex services.
• alt.sex.toons
  Cartoon sex.
• alt.sex.trans
  Sex lives of transsexuals.
• alt.sex.ugly
  Not all girls are beautiful, but we love the ugly too.
• alt.sex.uncut
  Sex with uncircumcised men.
• alt.sex.unnatural-acts.jesse-helms
  No description.
• alt.sex.video-swap
  No description.
• alt.sex.voxmeet
  Group sex via the telephone.
• alt.sex.voyeurism
  A lot of lurkers in this group.
• alt.sex.wanted
  Requests for erotica, either literary or in the flesh.
• alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads
  Looking for escorts.
• alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads.d
  No description.
• alt.sex.watersports
  Not quite co-ed naked water polo.
• alt.sex.weight-gain
  Exploring the eroticism of feeding and being fed.
• alt.sex.wizards
  Questions for only true sex wizards.
• alt.sex.young
  The sexuality of young people.
• alt.sex.zoophilia
  A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
• alt.sexual.abuse.recovery
  Helping others deal with traumatic experiences.
• alt.sexy.bald.captains
  More Stardrek.
• alt.sf4m
  A group for forumites everywhere. We know who you are.
• alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy
  "Worlds Beyond" shared universe.
• alt.shared-reality.startrek.klingon
  Klingons: Blood, Honor and Tribbles.
• alt.shenanigans
  Practical jokes, pranks, randomness, etc.
• alt.shoe.lesbians
  A discussion for shoe lesbians and their friends.
• alt.showbiz.gossip
  A misguided attempt to centralise gossip.
• alt.shut.the.hell.up.geek
  Group for Usenet motto.
• alt.sigma2.penis
  Men with penis sizes way outside the norm.
• alt.silly-group.radish-therapy
  Radishes will cure your ills.
• alt.silly-group.spiffo
  Discussions of things Spiffo<tm> and Oif.
• alt.silly.group.names.d
  Eponymy.
• alt.silly.little.newsgroup
  With a silly.big.name.
• alt.skate
  Use rec.sport.skating.* instead.
• alt.skate-board
  Discussion of all apsects of skate-boarding.
• alt.skate.figure
  Use rec.sport.skating.ice.figure instead.
• alt.skincare
  Dermatology.
• alt.skincare.acne
  Fighting zits.
• alt.skinheads
  The skinhead culture/anti-culture.
• alt.skinheads.moderated
  The skinhead culture/anti-culture. (Moderated)
• alt.skunks
  Le pew.
• alt.sl9
  Crashing into Jupiter.
• alt.slack
  Posting relating to the Church of the Subgenius.
• alt.smokers
  Puffing on tobacco.
• alt.smokers.cigars
  From stogies to cubans.
• alt.smokers.pipes
  Briars, meerschaums, and calabashes.
• alt.smouldering.dog.zone
  The smell is enough to kill ya.
• alt.snail-mail
  Mail sent on paper. Some people still do that.
• alt.snowmobiles
  For bikers who don't like two wheels in snow and ice.
• alt.society.anarchy
  Societies without rulers.
• alt.society.civil-liberties
  Same as alt.society.civil-liberty.
• alt.society.civil-liberty
  Same as alt.society.civil-liberties.
• alt.society.conservatism
  Social, cultural, and political conservatism.
• alt.society.fruitopia
  Discord, but not Eris.
• alt.society.funerary
  All about burials.
• alt.society.futures
  Musing on where we're all headed.
• alt.society.generation-x
  Lifestyles of those born 1960-early-1970s.
• alt.society.high-school
  The vaguely alternative world of high school.
• alt.society.labor-unions
  Theory and practise of labor unions.
• alt.society.mental-health
  Keeping your marbles in the modern world.
• alt.society.neutopia
  A place to further the cause of peace and love.
• alt.society.revolution
  Espousing Jeffersonian ideals.
• alt.society.sovereign
  Independence in society.
• alt.society.steve-lane
  I'm going to take over the world!
• alt.society.underwear
  What's the big deal, anyway?
• alt.soft-sys.corel.draw
  The Corel Draw graphics package.
• alt.solar.photovoltaic
  Generating voltage from the sun's energy.
• alt.solar.thermal
  Sun. Heat. An obvious connexion to most.
• alt.solaris.x86
  Sun's Solaris on Intel x86 compatible computers.
• alt.soulmates
  Richard Bach and his herculean odds.
• alt.sources
  Alternative source code, unmoderated. Caveat Emptor.
• alt.sources.amiga
  Source code for the Amiga.
• alt.sources.d
  Discussion of posted sources.
• alt.sources.index
  Pointers to source code in alt.sources.*. (Moderated)
• alt.sources.mac
  Source code for Apple Macintosh computers.
• alt.sources.wanted
  Requests for source code.
• alt.spam
  What is that stuff that doth jiggle in the breeze?
• alt.spam.tin
  Spam must be contained.
• alt.speech.debate
  High school and collegiate debate and forensics.
• alt.speech.misc
  Various speech and forensics topics.
• alt.spleen
  Venting as a biological function.
• alt.sport.basketball.nba.orl-magic
  Use alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic.
• alt.sport.basketball.pro.fantasy
  Rotisserie league basketball.
• alt.sport.bowling
  In the gutter again.
• alt.sport.bungee
  Like alt.suicide with rubber bands.
• alt.sport.darts
  Look what you've done to the wall!
• alt.sport.falconry
  Hunting with birds of prey.
• alt.sport.foosball
  Table soccer and dizzy little men.
• alt.sport.horse-racing
  Run for the roses: breeding, betting on & racing horses.
• alt.sport.horse-racing.systems
  Horse race handicapping systems & strategies.
• alt.sport.jet-ski
  Discussion of personal watercraft.
• alt.sport.korfball
  Discussion of the sport of Korfball.
• alt.sport.lacrosse
  The game of lacrosse.
• alt.sport.lasertag
  Indoor splatball with infrared lasers.
• alt.sport.officiating
  Being a referee.
• alt.sport.paintball
  Splat, you're it.
• alt.sport.photon
  Light amusement.
• alt.sport.pool
  Knock your balls into your pockets for fun.
• alt.sport.racquetball
  All aspects of indoor racquetball and related sports.
• alt.sport.squash
  With the proper technique, vegetables can go very fast.
• alt.sport.street-hockey
  Discussions of street hockey.
• alt.sport.weightlifting
  Use misc.fitness instead.
• alt.sport.wrestling.amateur
  Traditional Greco-Roman rasslin'.
• alt.sports.badminton
  Discussion about badminton.
• alt.sports.baseball.atlanta-braves
  Atlanta Braves major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.az-diamondbacks
  Arizona Diamondbacks baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.balt-orioles
  Baltimore Orioles major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox
  Boston Red Sox major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.calif-angels
  California Angles major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.chi-whitesox
  Chicago White Sox major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
  Chicago Cubs major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.cinci-reds
  Cincinnati Reds major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.cleve-indians
  Cleveland Indians major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.col-rockies
  Colorado Rockies major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.detroit-tigers
  Detroit Tigers major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.fla-marlins
  Florida Marlins major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.houston-astros
  Houston Astros major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals
  Kansas City Royals major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.la-dodgers
  Los Angeles Dodgers major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.minor-leagues
  Minor league baseball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.mke-brewers
  Milwaukee Brewers major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.mn-twins
  Minnesota Twins major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.montreal-expos
  Montreal Expos major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.ny-mets
  New York Mets baseball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.ny-yankees
  New York Yankees baeball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.oakland-as
  Oakland As major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.phila-phillies
  Philadelphia Phillies baseball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.pitt-pirates
  Pittsburg Pirates major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.sd-padres
  San Diego Padres major league baseball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.sea-mariners
  Seattle Mariners major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants
  San Francisco Giants baseball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.stl-cardinals
  St Louis Cardinals baseball talk.
• alt.sports.baseball.texas-rangers
  Texas Rangers major league baseball.
• alt.sports.baseball.tor-bluejays
  Toronto Blue Jays baseball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.big8.kansas
  KSU basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.college.big-5
  Big 5 conference basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.ivy.penn
  U of Pennsylvania (NOT Penn State!) basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.atlanta-hawks
  Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.boston-celtics
  Boston Celtics NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.char-hornets
  Charlotte Hornets NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.chicago-bulls
  Chicago Bulls NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.dallas-mavs
  Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.denver-nuggets
  Denver Nuggets NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.det-pistons
  Detroit Pistons NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.gs-warriors
  Golden State Warriors NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.hou-rockets
  Houston Rockets NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.ind-pacers
  Indiana Pacers NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers
  Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.miami-heat
  Miami Heat NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.mil-bucks
  Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.mn-wolves
  Minnesota Timberwolves NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.nj-nets
  New Jersey Nets NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic
  Orlando Magic NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.phila-76ers
  Philadelphia 76ers NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.phx-suns
  Phoenix Suns NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.port-blazers
  Portland Trailblazers NBA talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.sa-spurs
  San Antonio Spurs NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.sac-kings
  Sacramento Kings NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.seattle-sonics
  Seattle Sonics NBA talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.tor-raptors
  Toronto Raptors NBA talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.utah-jazz
  Utah Jazz NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.vanc-grizzlies
  Vancouver Grizzlies NBA talk.
• alt.sports.basketball.nba.wash-bullets
  Washington Bullets NBA basketball.
• alt.sports.basketball.pro.ny-knicks
  New York Knicks NBA basketball talk.
• alt.sports.college.a-10
  No description.
• alt.sports.college.acc
  The Atlantic Coast Conference.
• alt.sports.college.atl10
  No description.
• alt.sports.college.big-10
  The Big 10 athletic conference.
• alt.sports.college.big-8
  The Big 8 athletic conference.
• alt.sports.college.big-east
  Discussions of college sports in the Big East.
• alt.sports.college.big10
  The Big 10 college athletic conference.
• alt.sports.college.big10.purdue
  Purdue University sports.
• alt.sports.college.conference-usa
  Conference USA college athletics.
• alt.sports.college.ivy-league
  Ivy League athletics.
• alt.sports.college.michigan
  Sports at Michigan colleges.
• alt.sports.college.nc-state
  North Carolina State intercollegiate athletics.
• alt.sports.college.notre-dame
  Notre Dame sports.
• alt.sports.college.ohio-state
  OSU Sports plus a whole lot more.
• alt.sports.college.pac-10
  Discussions of college sports in the Pac 10.
• alt.sports.college.sec
  Sports in the SEC athletic conference.
• alt.sports.college.syracuse
  Sports at Syracuse University.
• alt.sports.college.utexas
  Univerisity of Texas at Austin athletics.
• alt.sports.darts
  Dart throwing games.
• alt.sports.falconry
  Training birds of prey.
• alt.sports.football.arena
  Arena football (US-style, not soccer).
• alt.sports.football.college.fsu-seminoles
  Florida U Seminoles football.
• alt.sports.football.mn-vikings
  Minnesota Vikings NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.oak-raiders
  Oakland Raiders NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.ariz-cardinals
  Arizona Cardinals NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.atl-falcons
  Atlanta Falcons NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.buffalo-bills
  Buffalo Bills NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.car-panthers
  Carolina Panthers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.chicago-bears
  Chicago Bears NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.cinci-bengals
  Cincinnati Bengals NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.cleve-browns
  Cleveland Browns NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys
  Dallas Cowboys NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.denver-broncos
  Denver Broncos NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.detroit-lions
  Detroit Lions NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.gb-packers
  Green Bay Packers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.houston-oilers
  Houston Oilers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.indy-colts
  Indianapolis Colts NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.jville-jaguars
  Jacksonville Jaguars NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.kc-chiefs
  Kansas City Chiefs NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.la-raiders
  Los Angeles Raiders NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.la-rams
  Los Angeles Rams NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.miami-dolphins
  Miami Dolphins NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.ne-patriots
  New England Patriots NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.no-saints
  New Orleans Saints NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.ny-giants
  New York Giants NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.ny-jets
  New York Jets NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders
  Oakland Raiders.
• alt.sports.football.pro.phila-eagles
  Philadelphia Eagles NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.phoe-cardinals
  Phoenix Cardinals NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.pitt-steelers
  Pittsburgh Steelers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers
  San Diego Chargers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.sea-seahawks
  Seattle Seahawks NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.sf-49ers
  San Francisco 49ers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.stl-rams
  St. Louis Rams NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.tampabay-bucs
  Tampa Bay Bucaneers NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.football.pro.wash-redskins
  Washington Redskins NFL football talk.
• alt.sports.gymnastics
  Gymnastic competitions.
• alt.sports.hocket.nhl.det-redwings
  Detroit Redwings talk for morons.
• alt.sports.hockey.ahl
  No description.
• alt.sports.hockey.cohl
  No description.
• alt.sports.hockey.echl
  EC Hockey League.
• alt.sports.hockey.fantasy
  Rotisserie league ice hockey.
• alt.sports.hockey.ihl
  I Hockey League.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.Que-Nordiques
  Use alt.sports.hockey.nhl.que-nordiques.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ana-mighty-ducks
  Anaheim Mighty Ducks NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.boston-bruins
  Boston Bruins NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.buffalo-sabres
  Buffalo Sabres NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chat
  Use rec.sport.hockey instead.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chi-blackhawks
  Chicago Blackhawks NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.clgry-flames
  Calgary Flames NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.col-avalanche
  Colorado Avalanche NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.dallas-stars
  Dallas Stars NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.det-redwings
  Detroit Redwings NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.edm-oilers
  Edmonton Oilers NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.fla-panthers
  Florida Panthers NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.hford-whalers
  Hartford Whalers NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.la-kings
  Los Angeles Kings NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.mtl-canadiens
  Montreal Canadiens NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.nj-devils
  New Jersey Devils NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-islanders
  New York Islanders NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-rangers
  New York Rangers NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ott-senators
  Ottawa Senators NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-flyers
  Philadelphia Flyers NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins
  Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pitt-penguins
  Use alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.que-nordiques
  Quebec Nordiques NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.sj-sharks
  San Jose Sharks NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.stl-blues
  Saint Louis Blues NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.tor-mapleleafs
  Toronto Maple Leafs NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.vanc-canucks
  Vancouver Canucks NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.wash-capitals
  Washington Captials NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winni.peg-jets
  Use alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winnipeg-jets.
• alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winnipeg-jets
  Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey talk.
• alt.sports.hockey.rhi
  Some hockey league, maybe.
• alt.sports.hockey.uhf
  Some hockey league, maybe, or television reception.
• alt.sports.hockey.vhf
  Some hockey league, maybe, or television reception.
• alt.sports.hockey.whl
  Some hockey league, maybe.
• alt.sports.oj-simpson
  His time is passed, but some want to still discuss it.
• alt.sports.radio
  Listening to sports events and talk on the radio.
• alt.sports.radio.ferrall
  No description.
• alt.sports.soccer.european
  Football, European style.
• alt.sports.soccer.european.uk
  Footballs, British style.
• alt.stagecraft
  Technical theatre issues.
• alt.starfleet.rpg
  Starfleet role playing stories.
• alt.startrek.bajoran
  The Star Trek alien race known as the Bajorans.
• alt.startrek.borg
  Galactic spam.
• alt.startrek.cardassian
  Cardassians in the Star Trek universe.
• alt.startrek.creative
  Stories and parodies related to Star Trek.
• alt.startrek.creative.erotica
  Lustful stories set in the Star Trek universe.
• alt.startrek.klingon
  AcK! What is that thing on your head?!
• alt.startrek.romulan
  Romulans in the Star Trek universe.
• alt.startrek.tos.trekmuse
  The MUSE based on StarTrek, the Original Series.
• alt.startrek.uss-amagosa
  The Internet Star Trek Society.
• alt.startrek.vulcan
  Vulcans in the Star Trek universe.
• alt.steinberg.cubase
  Discussion of Cubase and Steinberg Products.
• alt.stephen.currier
  Rantings and ravings of Stephen Currier.
• alt.stop.spamming
  Use news.admin.net-abuse.misc instead.
• alt.stories.erotic
  Use rec.arts.erotica instead.
• alt.students.exchange
  Discussing specific interests of exchange students.
• alt.stupidity
  Discussion about stupid newsgroups.
• alt.stupidity.spatch
  ...and bacon.
• alt.suburbs
  Living on the skirt of the city.
• alt.sufi
  Awakening to marriage of the sacred to everyday life.
• alt.suicide.holiday
  Talk of why suicides increase at holidays.
• alt.super.nes
  Use rec.games.video.nintendo instead.
• alt.supermodels
  Discussing famous & beautiful models.
• alt.supermodels.cindy-crawford
  House of Style's overexposed host.
• alt.support
  Dealing with emotional situations & experiences.
• alt.support.abortion
  Pro-choice advocates.
• alt.support.abuse-partners
  People with people who were abused.
• alt.support.anxiety-panic
  Support for people who have panic attacks.
• alt.support.arthritis
  Helping people with stiff joints.
• alt.support.asthma
  Dealing with labored breathing.
• alt.support.ataxia
  Helping people who can't control muscle movements.
• alt.support.attn-deficit
  Attention Deficit Disorder.
• alt.support.big-folks
  Sizeism can be as awful as sexism or racism.
• alt.support.boy-lovers
  Peer support for boy lovers.
• alt.support.breast-implant
  Discussion of breast implants.
• alt.support.breastfeeding
  Discussion & support for breastfeeding.
• alt.support.cancer
  Emotional aid for people with cancer.
• alt.support.cancer.prostate
  Helping men with prostate cancer.
• alt.support.cant.urinate.in-public
  Helping people afraid of public toilets.
• alt.support.cerebral-palsy
  Cerebral Palsy support.
• alt.support.childfree
  Childless by choice support group.
• alt.support.chronic-pain
  Support group for those with chronic pain.
• alt.support.crohns-colitis
  Support for sufferers of ulcerative colitis.
• alt.support.depression
  Depression and mood disorders.
• alt.support.depression.manic
  Extremely serious depression problems.
• alt.support.depression.seasonal
  Depression that comes and goes.
• alt.support.diabetes.kids
  Support for kids w/diabetes and their families.
• alt.support.diet
  Seeking enlightenment through weight loss.
• alt.support.diet.rx
  Discussion of the use of anorectic drugs in obesity.
• alt.support.disabled.artists
  To promote creativity among disabled artists.
• alt.support.disabled.sexuality
  sexual issues relating to disabled people.
• alt.support.dissociation
  For persons with dissociative disorders.
• alt.support.divorce
  Discussion of marital breakups.
• alt.support.dwarfism
  Support for unusually short people. (Moderated)
• alt.support.dystonia
  The cyberspace support group for dystonia.
• alt.support.eating-disord
  People over the edge about weight loss.
• alt.support.endometriosis
  Endometriosis support group.
• alt.support.epilepsy
  Epilepsy support.
• alt.support.ex-cult
  Recovering from religious cult experiences.
• alt.support.food-allergies
  Discussion group for people with food allergies.
• alt.support.foster-parents
  People who are foster parents.
• alt.support.glaucoma
  Support for and by people with glaucoma.
• alt.support.grief
  Support group for the grieving.
• alt.support.headaches.migraine
  Discussion of migraine and headache ailments.
• alt.support.hearing-loss
  Support group for hearing impaired.
• alt.support.hemophilia
  Hemophilia support group.
• alt.support.herpes
  Discussing herpes.
• alt.support.househusbands
  Men who tend the home.
• alt.support.inter-cystitis
  The urinary tract disease interstitial cystitis.
• alt.support.jock-strap
  Helping genitals cope.
• alt.support.kidney-failure
  Helping people deal with kidney problems.
• alt.support.learning-disab
  For individuals with learning disabilities.
• alt.support.loneliness
  It's not easy being green.
• alt.support.marfan
  Marfan syndrome support group.
• alt.support.menopause
  Helping women through menopause.
• alt.support.mult-sclerosis
  Living with multiple sclerosis.
• alt.support.non-smokers
  Discussing issues relating to second-hand smoke.
• alt.support.non-smokers.moderated
  The dangers of secondhand smoke. (Moderated)
• alt.support.obesity
  Support/resources to treat obesity. (Moderated)
• alt.support.ocd
  For overcoming Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
• alt.support.osteogenesis.imperfecta
  Discussing Brittle Bone Disease.
• alt.support.ostomy
  Support and resources for people with ostomies.
• alt.support.personality
  Group for those with personality disorders.
• alt.support.post-polio
  Post Polio Syndrome discussion area.
• alt.support.prostate.prostatitis
  For individuals with prostatitis.
• alt.support.psoriasis
  Discussing the skin disease, psoriasis.
• alt.support.schizophrenia
  Mutual support for schizophrenics.
• alt.support.short
  Short people commiserate.
• alt.support.shyness
  Um, er, <blush>, well, maybe I will post, after all.
• alt.support.single-parents
  Single parenting solutions and support.
• alt.support.sinusitis
  Inflammation of the sinuses.
• alt.support.skin-diseases
  Psoriasis and other common skin afflictions.
• alt.support.skin-diseases.psoriasis
  Discussing the skin-disease psoriasis.
• alt.support.sleep-disorder
  For all types of sleep disorders.
• alt.support.social-phobia
  Helping Xenophobes.
• alt.support.spina-bifida
  Support for people dealing with Spina Bifida.
• alt.support.step-parents
  Dealing with step parents.
• alt.support.stop-smoking
  Getting over the nicotine addiction.
• alt.support.stuttering
  Support for people who stutter.
• alt.support.survivors.prozac
  Survivors of Prozac & all other SSRIs.
• alt.support.tall
  Issues of interest to tall people.
• alt.support.telecommute
  For companies implementing a telecommuting program.
• alt.support.thyroid
  People with thyroid gland problems.
• alt.support.tinnitus
  Coping with ringing ears and other head noises.
• alt.support.tourette
  Support for folks with Tourette's Syndrome.
• alt.support.trauma-ptsd
  Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
• alt.support.turner-syndrom
  Turner Syndrome support group.
• alt.surfing
  Riding the ocean waves.
• alt.surfing.bodyboard
  A mini-surfboard for playing in the ocean.
• alt.surrealism
  Surrealist ideologies and their influences.
• alt.sustainable.agriculture
  Such as the Mekong delta before Agent Orange.
• alt.svens.house.of.12.year-old.lust
  Satiric pedophilia.
• alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
  The beginning of the end.
• alt.sys.alpha-micro
  No description.
• alt.sys.amiga.blitz
  The Blitz Basic programming language.
• alt.sys.amiga.demos
  Code and talk to show off the Amiga.
• alt.sys.amiga.uucp
  AmigaUUCP.
• alt.sys.icl
  International Computers Limited hardware and software.
• alt.sys.intergraph
  Support for Intergraph machines.
• alt.sys.mac.newuser-help
  A forum for Macintosh users new to the internet.
• alt.sys.pc-clone.acer
  Acer computer systems.
• alt.sys.pc-clone.dell
  Dell computer systems.
• alt.sys.pc-clone.gateway2000
  A PC clone vendor.
• alt.sys.pc-clone.micron
  A PC clone vendor.
• alt.sys.pc-clone.zeos
  Zeos (Micron subsidiary) computer systems.
• alt.sys.pdp10
  The trusty old PDP 10.
• alt.sys.pdp11
  The trusty old PDP 11.
• alt.sys.perq
  PERQ graphics workstations.
• alt.sys.sun
  Technical discussion of Sun Microsystems products.
• alt.sysadmin.bofh
  What was your username again?
• alt.sysadmin.recovery
  Getting over the trauma of system administration.
• alt.taiwan.republic
  Use soc.culture.taiwan instead.
• alt.talk.esperanto
  Diskutoj per la internacia lingvo.
• alt.talk.hypothetical
  Suppose we had unlimited resources.
• alt.talk.korean
  A lighthearted place for discussions concerning Koreans.
• alt.talk.royalty
  Discussion of royalty and nobility.
• alt.talk.weather
  General talk about the weather.
• alt.tanya.shalayeva
  Ask ay@sita.kiev.ua.
• alt.tarot
  Your destiny is in the cards.
• alt.tasteless
  Truly disgusting.
• alt.tasteless.jokes
  Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
• alt.teachers.lesson-planning
  Helping teachers plan their instruction.
• alt.technology.obsolete
  Outdated or outmoded technology.
• alt.teens
  Teenagers.
• alt.teens.poetry.and.stuff
  Use rec.arts.poems instead.
• alt.telescopes.meade.lx200
  Discussion of Meade's LX200 telescope.
• alt.tequilla
  It becomes hard to spell when you drink too much.
• alt.test
  Alternative subnetwork testing.
• alt.test.a
  No description.
• alt.test.d
  Discussion about posts in alt.test.
• alt.test.group
  No description.
• alt.test.my.new.group
  Thank you for sharing.
• alt.test.obi-wan
  Newgrouper couldn't resist the dark side of the force.
• alt.test.one
  Hardly just one.
• alt.test.only
  Stop interrupting testing with discussion.
• alt.test.test
  Think, people! How many test groups do we really need?
• alt.test.yer.posts
  Directions for people who find "alt.test" too confusing.
• alt.testing.testing
  Radio check.
• alt.thinking.hurts
  So don't do that.
• alt.this.is.yet.another.test
  You made your bed, lie in it.
• alt.thought.southern
  No description.
• alt.thrash
  Thrashlife.
• alt.timewasters
  A pretty good summary of making the list of alt groups.
• alt.tinygirls
  Like alt.sex.fetish.waifs.
• alt.toolkits.xview
  The X windows XView toolkit.
• alt.toys.gi-joe
  Yo Joe! The G.I.Joe/Action Force action figures.
• alt.toys.hi-tech
  Optimus Prime is my hero.
• alt.toys.lego
  Use rec.toys.lego instead.
• alt.toys.transformers
  From robots to vehicles and back again.
• alt.transgendered
  Boys will be girls, and vice-versa.
• alt.travel.canada
  All about travelling to Canada.
• alt.travel.canada.ontario
  All about travelling to Ontario.
• alt.travel.canada.ontario.toronto
  All about travelling to Toronto.
• alt.travel.rides
  Usenet ride sharing board.
• alt.travel.road-trip
  Ever go to Montreal for pizza --- from Albany?
• alt.treasure.hunting
  Finding lost riches.
• alt.true-crime
  Criminal acts around the world.
• alt.turn.to.the.darkside
  Discussion of purely educational experiments.
• alt.tv.90210
  Use alt.tv.bh90210 instead.
• alt.tv.ab-fab
  Discussion of the BBC TV comedy Absolutely Fabulous.
• alt.tv.absolutely-fabulous
  People who love television.
• alt.tv.absolutely_fabulous
  People who love television.
• alt.tv.air-farce
  Royal Canadian Air Farce.
• alt.tv.amer-gothic
  American Gothic.
• alt.tv.animaniacs
  Steven Spielberg's Animaniacs!
• alt.tv.animaniacs.pinky-brain
  Discussing Pinky & the Brain cartoons (Narf).
• alt.tv.babylon-5
  Use rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 instead.
• alt.tv.barney
  He's everywhere. Now appearing in several alt groups.
• alt.tv.baywatch
  The world's #1 show, aka "Babewatch".
• alt.tv.beakmans-world
  Some sort of science and comedy show.
• alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
  Uh huh huh huh uh uh huh uh huh.
• alt.tv.bh90210
  Fans of "Beverly Hills 90210" TV show.
• alt.tv.billnye
  No description.
• alt.tv.brady-bunch
  Here's the story of a lovely lady.
• alt.tv.brisco-county
  A western comedy adventure.
• alt.tv.cartoon-network
  Discussions about the Cartoon Network on cable tv.
• alt.tv.chicago-hope
  Discussion of the TV Show Chicago Hope.
• alt.tv.christy
  No description.
• alt.tv.comedy-central
  Just what the hell is going on here?
• alt.tv.commercials
  Keep them on the boob tube and off the net.
• alt.tv.dark_shadows
  For the fans that refuse to die.
• alt.tv.dinosaurs
  A live action animated sitcom.
• alt.tv.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die
  Squish the saccharine newt.
• alt.tv.discovery.canada
  The Discovery Channel Canada discussion group.
• alt.tv.duckman
  The Duckman animated sitcom.
• alt.tv.due-south
  For the discussion of CTV's Due South.
• alt.tv.earth2
  Discussion of _Earth 2_ television series.
• alt.tv.eek-the-cat
  Fans of the television show Eek the Cat.
• alt.tv.er
  Discussion of the television show E.R.
• alt.tv.forever-knight
  The Forever Knight television programme.
• alt.tv.frasier
  Kelsey Grammer as Frasier.
• alt.tv.friends
  Discussion of NBC's comedy Friends.
• alt.tv.game-shows
  Just look at these wonderful prizes.
• alt.tv.gummi-bears
  Not just for breakfast any more.
• alt.tv.hbo
  Home Box Office cable movie channel discussion.
• alt.tv.hercules-legendary-journeys
  Hercules: the Legendary Journeys.
• alt.tv.hermans-head
  Fans of those inside (and outside) of Herman's Head.
• alt.tv.highlander
  There was only one, then a bad sequel, now a tv show.
• alt.tv.home-imprvment
  Discussions on the hit ABC sitcom Home Improvement.
• alt.tv.homicide
  A shotgun does an impressive job of destroying a TV.
• alt.tv.infomercials
  30 minutes to sell you a vacuum hair cutting system.
• alt.tv.kids-in-hall
  The Kids in the Hall comedy skits.
• alt.tv.knight-rider
  Discussions about Knight Rider.
• alt.tv.kungfu
  "Kung-fu" and "Kung-fu, The Legend Continues".
• alt.tv.la-law
  LA Law's evening soap opera.
• alt.tv.law-and-order
  The Law & Order television programme.
• alt.tv.liquid-tv
  Animated variety.
• alt.tv.lois-n-clark
  The new adventures of the man from Krypton, Superman.
• alt.tv.lois-n-clark.fanfic
  Fan fiction about Lois and Clark.
• alt.tv.lost-in-space.danger.will-robinson.danger.danger.danger
  Lost in Space.
• alt.tv.mad-about-you
  Some people really love their televisions.
• alt.tv.magnum-pi
  Tom Selleck stars as a hunky private investigator.
• alt.tv.man-from-uncle
  The classic "Man from U.N.C.L.E." series.
• alt.tv.mash
  Nothing like a good comedy about war and dying.
• alt.tv.max-headroom
  Blipverts will kill ya.
• alt.tv.melrose-place
  Cat fights and sleaziness, Wednesdays on FOX.
• alt.tv.models-inc
  A spinoff of Melrose Place.
• alt.tv.mst3k
  Hey, you robots! Down in front!
• alt.tv.mtv
  I want my MTV.
• alt.tv.muppets
  Miss Piggy on the tube.
• alt.tv.murder-one
  Discussion of the TV Series "Murder One".
• alt.tv.mwc
  "Married... With Children".
• alt.tv.my-s-c-life
  My So-Called Life and Operation Life Support.
• alt.tv.my-so-called-life
  Use alt.tv.my-s-c-life instead.
• alt.tv.networks.cbc
  Shows on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC).
• alt.tv.news-shows
  Tabloid journalism on the televison.
• alt.tv.newsradio
  Discussion of the NBC sitcom Newsradio.
• alt.tv.nickelodeon
  The first network for kids.
• alt.tv.northern-exp
  For the TV show with moss growing on it.
• alt.tv.nowhere-man
  The TV show "Nowhere Man" on US UPN stations.
• alt.tv.nypd-blue
  For fans of the NYPD Blue TV show.
• alt.tv.party-of-five
  Fans of Fox's Party of Five.
• alt.tv.picket-fences
  The Picket Fences show.
• alt.tv.pingu
  No description.
• alt.tv.prisoner
  The Prisoner television series from years ago.
• alt.tv.public-access
  Public access and community television.
• alt.tv.quantum-leap.creative
  Fanfiction relating to the show Quantum Leap.
• alt.tv.real-world
  Discussion of the MTV programme "The Real World".
• alt.tv.reboot
  Convincing 3-D animation.
• alt.tv.red-dwarf
  The British sci-fi/comedy show.
• alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
  Some change from Lassie, eh?
• alt.tv.road-rules
  Road Rules, MTV series.
• alt.tv.robotech
  The Robotech animated SF TV series.
• alt.tv.rockford-files
  But he won't do windows.
• alt.tv.roseanne
  In all her glory.
• alt.tv.saved-bell
  Saved by the Bell, a sitcom for teens.
• alt.tv.saved-by-the-bell
  Use alt.tv.saved-bell instead.
• alt.tv.sctv
  SCTV (Second City TV) & alumni discussions.
• alt.tv.seaquest
  Deep sea adventures in the future.
• alt.tv.seinfeld
  A funny guy.
• alt.tv.sentai
  Live action Asian SF/Fantasy discussion, etc.
• alt.tv.sesame-street
  Sunny day.
• alt.tv.silk-stalkings
  USA's Silk Stalkings murder/mystery show.
• alt.tv.simpsons
  Don't have a cow, man!
• alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
  The cartoon-within-a-cartoon.
• alt.tv.sliders
  FOX's Sliders.
• alt.tv.sliders.creative
  Writing stories in the Slider's show environment.
• alt.tv.snl
  Saturday Night Live, older but not better.
• alt.tv.space-a-n-b
  Space: Above and Beyond.
• alt.tv.star-trek.ds9
  Deep Space 9.
• alt.tv.star-trek.tos
  The original Star Trek series.
• alt.tv.star-trek.voyager
  Another Star Trek universe show: Voyager.
• alt.tv.strange-luck
  FOX Television's "Strange Luck" series.
• alt.tv.swatkats
  No description.
• alt.tv.talkshows.late
  Late night wars on the major networks.
• alt.tv.taz-mania
  The Tazmanian Devil's show.
• alt.tv.tekwar
  A discussion of the television TekWar series.
• alt.tv.the-critic
  FOX's animated series with Jon Lovmyself.
• alt.tv.the-jihad
  No description.
• alt.tv.the-tick
  SPOOON!!!
• alt.tv.time-traxx
  Back from the future in Time Traxx.
• alt.tv.tiny-toon
  Discussion about the "Tiny Toon Adventures" show.
• alt.tv.tiny-toon.fandom
  Apparently one fan group could not bind them all.
• alt.tv.tv-nation
  Some show called "TV Nation".
• alt.tv.twilight.zone
  Rod Serling fantasies.
• alt.tv.twin-peaks
  Discussion about the popular (and unusual) TV show.
• alt.tv.v
  Discussion of the sci-fi phenomenon V.
• alt.tv.vanishing.son
  The Vanishing Son.
• alt.tv.vr5
  V.R. 5.
• alt.tv.weird-science
  Weird Science.
• alt.tv.wings
  For Sandpiper Air Frequent Flyers.
• alt.tv.wiseguy
  A wise guy.
• alt.tv.x-files
  Extra-terrestrial coverup conspiracies.
• alt.tv.x-files.creative
  Creative writings for the The X-Files.
• alt.tv.xena
  No description.
• alt.tv.xuxa
  That Connie Dobbs clone, her tv show, and her double Xs.
• alt.ucb.uclink
  Group for discussion of UC Berkeley's UCLink System.
• alt.ufc
  No description.
• alt.ufo.reports
  Use alt.paranet.ufo instead.
• alt.ultra-conservatives.crazies-with-guns
  No description.
• alt.unix.wizards
  Like comp.unix.wizards, only unmoderated.
• alt.unix.wizards.free
  Use alt.unix.wizards instead.
• alt.usa-sucks
  Not like an Electolux.
• alt.usage.english
  English grammar, word usages, and related topics.
• alt.usage.german
  Questions and answers about the German language.
• alt.usenet.kooks
  I have a theory about why we have such crazy theories.
• alt.usenet.manifestoes
  Mission statements, purposes on the net. (Moderated)
• alt.usenet.offline-reader
  Getting your fix offline.
• alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent
  Forte, Inc.'s Agent offline readers.
• alt.usenet.reposts
  Use alt.best.of.internet instead.
• alt.usenet.reposts.d
  Discussion of articles posted to alt.usenet.reposts.
• alt.usenet.tjames
  The USENET of T. James Madison.
• alt.utensils.spork
  No, it's a foon! Or a floorwax and dessert topping.
• alt.uu.announce
  Announcements of Usenet University.
• alt.uu.comp.os.linux.questions
  Usenet University helps with LINUX.
• alt.uu.future
  Does Usenet University have a viable future?
• alt.uu.lang.esperanto.misc
  Learning Esperanto at the Usenet University.
• alt.uu.lang.russian.misc
  Learning Russian at the Usenet University.
• alt.vacation.las-vegas
  Everything you always wanted to know about Vegas.
• alt.vampyres
  Discussion of vampires and related writings, films, etc.
• alt.video.avid-editors
  No description.
• alt.video.dvd
  Discussion of Digital Video Disk hardware and software.
• alt.video.games.reviews
  Reviews of video games.
• alt.video.laserdisc
  LD players and selections available for them.
• alt.video.tape-trading
  Trading of legally copied videos.
• alt.virtual-adepts
  Cybermagick and related issues.
• alt.visa.us
  Discussion/information on visas pertaining to US.
• alt.war
  Not just collateral damage.
• alt.war.civil.usa
  Discussion of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865).
• alt.war.vietnam
  Discussion of all aspects of the Vietnam War.
• alt.warez.ibm-pc
  DOODZ in favour of pirating PC software.
• alt.warez.ibm-pc.apps
  D00DZ in favour of pirating PC applications.
• alt.warez.ibm-pc.games
  D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
• alt.warez.ibm-pc.old
  D00DZ in favour of pirating old PC software.
• alt.wedding
  Use soc.couples.wedding instead.
• alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die
  Ensigns just get no respect.
• alt.what.the.hell
  No description.
• alt.white_house.invasion
  The White House makes a poor assault vehicle.
• alt.who.is.bob
  Send $11.
• alt.windows.cde
  The Common Desktop Environment.
• alt.windows95
  Use comp.os.ms-windows.* instead.
• alt.windows95.beta
  Early releases of Windows 95.
• alt.winsock
  Windows Sockets.
• alt.winsock.programming
  Programming Windows Sockets.
• alt.winsock.trumpet
  The Trumpet newsreader.
• alt.winsock.voice
  Winsock voice communication.
• alt.wired
  Wired Magazine.
• alt.wolves
  Discussing pure wolves.
• alt.wolves.hybrid
  Wolf-dogs and other crosses.
• alt.women.attitudes
  The different attitudes that women have.
• alt.women.supremacy
  Women's social status and general gender wars.
• alt.wonderment.bgjw
  Making up urban legends at McGill U. & other places.
• alt.www.hotjava
  Discussions of Sun Microsystems's Java language.
• alt.yoga
  All forms and aspects of yoga.
• alt.zen
  It is.
• alt.zen+budo
  Zen in combination with budo & other martial arts.
• alt.zima
  A clear malt beverage, better with lime.
• alt.zines
  Small magazines, mostly noncommercial.
• alt.zorch
  No description.